The Afterparty: Suns/Blazers Preseason Game 4

• Your media row report as always.  [Blazers Edge]
• At least someone is remaining positive after a beatdown.  [Mike Barrett]
  
• On a positive note, Aldridge's contract talks going well.  [Jason Quick]
• And your enemy recap from BSOTS.  [Bright Side of the Sun 
• A Rip City rewind from Wendell.  [SLAM Online]
• Stop comparing Oden to Walton please.  [Columbian 
• Casey enjoyed the hell out of his MC night.  [Center Court]
• NBA.com weighs in with it's Blazers preview.  [NBA.com]
• Sorry that I missed this "Roy on Defense" article.  [SI.com]
  
• Recap. Box score...

• And since they don't allow TV cameras into ancient ruins we have no highlights. Instead, check out this video from the Bust a Bucket crew and another from some random fan. Someone tell the old dancing man that his shtick is up.
  

• Most absurd tweet of the year...