PSG Star David Luiz Says He's Found Miracle Hair-Loss Cure from Brazilian Doctor

David Luiz apparently knows something the rest of the balding universe doesn't. 

The PSG star defender, known for his Sideshow Bob-like mane of hair, has revealed that he's both afraid of eventually losing his trademark and that he's got a mysterious cure for his hairline. 

We're all ears. 

"I know I look crazy, but I am not!" Luiz told Journal du Dimanche (h/t Get French Football News). "Yes, my father is bald, but I found a way to save my hair. 

"I met with a doctor in Brazil who has developed a special treatment. It takes some cells from (your hip) and then relocates them. I will do it, in 10 years it will be the solution for people who have lost their hair—you should try it!" 

Well, there you have it. The eternal male hair-struggle solution is found in one's hip (if you believe a doctor from small Diadema outside of Sao Paulo). 

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