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College Football's Down Home Prophet: The Return Of Country Joe

BabyTateAug 28, 2009

There appears to be something good that came out of the summer drought, a banner year of vegetables in the garden of longtime acquaintance Country Joe.

Everyย year, in the dog days of summer,ย Country comes to town.

He never fails to drop by to see his old friends andย provideย a bounty of home grownย cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers, and cantaloupes.

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And, that is just for starters.

If a couple of tickets to a Georgia home game in Athens can be "discovered" he is always willing to open up the back of his truck and offer the greenest watermelons one can imagine.

"About the only thingย better than a goodย 'mater sandwich is watching those Bulldogs while eating a good 'mater sandwich" opined the man with the green thumb.

Joe further allowed, "looks like my hairy dogs are in over their head with those Florida boys this year, they just have way too much."

Country is something of an authority on college football. He has made quite a healthyย reputation out of passing along his thoughtsย to areaย fansย over the years.

Joe is known in the hills as a person who can read omens and tell the future. Last year at this time, he shared some of his thoughts with the Bleacher Report.

He nailed Alabama as the SEC West winner and surprised many with his projection of Nebraska and Notre Dame returning to respectability and heading to Bowl games.

Unable to pass on the opportunity, Joe wasย asked by yours truly to graceย the Bleacher Reportย readers with some of his ideas concerning the 2009 season.ย 

"This season?" "Oh, this season is going toย be easy to pick" said Joe.

According to Country, "Florida will go back to the SEC Title game and play Alabama again but, this time ol' Saban will get 'em."

The defensive line play favors Alabama in the SECย according toย Joe but don't look for the Crimson Tide to be in the BCS Title game.

"Alabama will win the SEC and that will leaveย Oklahoma No.ย 1 andย Texas Christian as the only other undefeated teamย in the polls," allowed Country Joe.

Observing Joe finishing a glass of lemonade, heย pointed out thatย "Michigan is coming back this year, they might win the Big 10". "Zook has talent but, he's run his course."

You've taken us this far, how about naming the team Oklahoma will play for the National Title?

"Thatย might beย Florida, can't imagine them dropping to lower thanย No. 2 if they have only the one loss but, I have toย go withย USCย if Carroll can find a quarterback."

How do you see the ACC race, Joe? "Kind of hard to make out, probably Miami and Boston College will be your two top teams and Miami might end up back in the Orange Bowl."

Miami? What makes you certain about Miami and Boston College?

Joe answered, "Because Miami has the most talent and BC has the toughest players, they'll settleย the ACCย between them."

As he reached for his keys and made his way aroundย to say his goodbyes, there was a certain comfort in knowing this scene will beย replayedย inย one way or the otherย among all who love college football.

Isn't that what makes the game so specialย for all of us?

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