Portland Trail Blazers' Offseason Storylines as TV Shows

The NBA offseason has been quite eventful in 2009.  The powerhouse teams are loading up on talent for a championship run.  All the while our Portland Trail Blazers are building a team that will compete for years to come.  Portland has had plenty of headlines this summer, so in honor of the drama, here are the storylines as TV shows:

Logjam at small forward, just like Danny Tanner, Jesse Katsopolis, and Joey Gladstone.

Teams are loading up for a championship run.

Hedo got the best of Portland this summer.

When will the Blazers lock up Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge?

Bayless wants in the rotation or out of town, but will Nate give him a chance?

Locking up Andre Miller was eerily reminiscent of Jack Bauer saving the world.