Cristiano Ronaldo Launches Underwear Line: Adding Some Pants Captions to Photos
Cristiano Ronaldo was in the Palacio de Cibeles in Madrid to launch his new underwear range on Thursday.
The Portuguese footballer, who had already modelled pants for Armani, has now gone solo. Time will tell how the Real Madrid star will fare as a part-time underwear entrepreneur.
Given his profile, there was no shortage of interest in the launch—and, accordingly, rather a lot of pictures.
We take a look through the best, and add a few captions to them, based on things Cristiano probably was (not) thinking.
The event is almost derailed early on when someone realises that the pants in front don't match the ones on the posters.
"I'm Cristiano Ronaldo, and these are my underwear friends."
Another day, another backdrop, and another entirely different set of circumstances.
This facial expression might make a terrific mugshot.
"Epic bantz and epic pants."
"Oh, him? We met through pants."
The Crossed Arms
"Let's see Leo Messi sell tangas. No, didn't think so."
The Red Ones
"I like these red ones, but the two Ronaldos lurking over each of my shoulders are suddenly starting to unnerve me."
"Madrid, this is your centre forward. Let me look over your buildings like a majestic, underwear-modelling statue."
The Market Stall
"Oh, and we also do socks. Did I mention the socks? They're like pants for your feet."
The Blue Ones
"Remember three slides ago, how I was next to the red ones? Now I'm next to the blue ones. And I like it."
The Moment of Worry
"Erm, guys...Which Ronaldo am I? I've lost track?"
"What's that? I'm the one with legs?
"Well that makes sense, I suppose. Carry on."
The Hairy Knee
"I think...I think that's my shadow on my oversized knee."
A monument of great beauty that has dominated the Spanish capital for years now, Ronaldo set up shop in the Palacio de Cibeles.
"The gap between my legs is literally THIS big. Arguably bigger."
The Thumbs Up
"Keep those thumbs up. We must not anger the 30-foot me."
Two men. One pose. One shirt. Two (we can only hope) pairs of pants.
"Come one, come all, and feast your eyes on giant, grayscale Ronaldo."