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Cristiano Ronaldo Launches Underwear Line: Adding Some Pants Captions to Photos

BR-UK StaffAnalyst IIINovember 1, 2013

Cristiano Ronaldo Launches Underwear Line: Adding Some Pants Captions to Photos

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    Cristiano Ronaldo was in the Palacio de Cibeles in Madrid to launch his new underwear range on Thursday.

    The Portuguese footballer, who had already modelled pants for Armani, has now gone solo. Time will tell how the Real Madrid star will fare as a part-time underwear entrepreneur.

    Given his profile, there was no shortage of interest in the launch—and, accordingly, rather a lot of pictures.

    We take a look through the best, and add a few captions to them, based on things Cristiano probably was (not) thinking. 

The Gallery

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    The event is almost derailed early on when someone realises that the pants in front don't match the ones on the posters. 

The Pals

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    "I'm Cristiano Ronaldo, and these are my underwear friends." 

The Mugshot

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    Another day, another backdrop, and another entirely different set of circumstances.

    This facial expression might make a terrific mugshot. 

The Banter

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    "Epic bantz and epic pants." 

The Dude

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    "Oh, him? We met through pants." 

The Crossed Arms

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    "Let's see Leo Messi sell tangas. No, didn't think so." 

The Red Ones

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    "I like these red ones, but the two Ronaldos lurking over each of my shoulders are suddenly starting to unnerve me." 

The Skyline

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    "Madrid, this is your centre forward. Let me look over your buildings like a majestic, underwear-modelling statue." 

The Market Stall

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    "Oh, and we also do socks. Did I mention the socks? They're like pants for your feet." 

The Blue Ones

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    "Remember three slides ago, how I was next to the red ones? Now I'm next to the blue ones. And I like it." 

The Moment of Worry

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    "Erm, guys...Which Ronaldo am I? I've lost track?" 

The Relief

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    "What's that? I'm the one with legs?

    "Well that makes sense, I suppose. Carry on." 

The Hairy Knee

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    "I think...I think that's my shadow on my oversized knee." 

The Fonz

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    MADRID, SPAIN - OCTOBER 31:  Cristiano Ronaldo poses in front of a 19m high billboard during the global launch of the CR7 by Cristiano Ronaldo Underwear line at the Palacio de Cibeles on October 31, 2013 in Madrid, Spain. CR7 by Cristiano Ronaldo is avail
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    "Eyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

The Surroundings

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    A monument of great beauty that has dominated the Spanish capital for years now, Ronaldo set up shop in the Palacio de Cibeles. 

The Poster

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    "The gap between my legs is literally THIS big. Arguably bigger." 

The Thumbs Up

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    "Keep those thumbs up. We must not anger the 30-foot me." 

The Pose

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    Two men. One pose. One shirt. Two (we can only hope) pairs of pants. 

The End

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    "Come one, come all, and feast your eyes on giant, grayscale Ronaldo." 

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