You are a snowflake—a tiny and unique gift that will come to Earth only once, and no other person in the world is quite like you.
That's complete B.S., actually—there are a lot of people out there like you, which is comforting to a certain degree—especially for sports fans. No one wants to watch the game with a bunch of people they have nothing in common with. No one would speak, and the couch would runneth over with awkward sauce.
That being said, while you and your buddies share a love for your team and the sport, you're likely not all the same kind of fan.
Most sports fans are viewed by non-sports supporters (muggles) as the same creature, but truth be told, there are about 16 different classes of sports fan in the world. The following is a brief breakdown of those classes' characteristics, strengths and weaknesses.
Some are good, some are bad. Some are a little bit of both. The question is, which one are you?