The New Jersey Devils came away from Staples Center on Wednesday night unscathed, even though they had to play a tough LA Kings side as well as battle tremendous Taylor Stevens' boobies pressed up against the glass.
I am assuming that, for the purpose of this article, you will be just fine if we concentrate purely on the fun bags that made Game 4 a hilarious one.
Facing elimination, the Devils were forced to also face the ta-tas of porn star Taylor Stevens. The moment that caught the attention of Devils coach Peter DeBoer and the watching world is here.
As you can see in the photo, those are clearly delectable doozies, and Stevens has sounded off that she was a part of the Devils' night.
Via Stevens' Twitter.
Lol go kings I'm behind the devils bench glad u can all see me some #devils we're staring At my boobies lol— TAYLOR STEVENS™ (@TAYSTEVENS) June 7, 2012
And another tweet from Stevens.
Yes, we see you and so does Devils' DeBoer.
Here is a gif brought to us by Sportress of Blogitude that shows the coach taking in a peek of some tig ol' bitties.
This is not to wag my finger in his general direction and proclaim, "shame on you." Because, honestly, who wouldn't look?
This reminds me of a time I went to dinner with my wife, and next to us was a big-breasted woman that went out that night wearing essentially a scarf for a shirt.
My thought was not to look, until the wife kicked me and blurted out, "holy crap do you see those things?"
The point is, don't feel so bad if the eye is drawn, men. Like a moth to a flame or Metta World Peace's elbow to the temple of James Harden, these things happen.
Stevens wanted to be noticed, and she certainly was—by DeBoer and anyone with a pair of eyes that had the game on TV.
We in Los Angeles thank Stevens for her attempt at thwarting New Jersey, even though she fell well short in the end.
We look forward to ogling her and watching others ogle her shortly. Take a bow DeBoer, because you proved that you are just like every man and woman alive.
And there is nothing wrong with that.
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