Funniest Moments In Sports: Movies

Here's a couple that qualify...

Major League

Harry Doyle:

Harry Doyle: [Vaughn is coming out to pitch] So, here is Rick Vaughn, the one they call the "Wild Thing". So, he sets and deals.
[Vaughn throws a wild pitch]
Harry Doyle: Just a bit outside, he tried for the corner and missed.
[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]
Harry Doyle: Ball 4.
[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]
Harry Doyle: Ball 8.
[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]
Harry Doyle: Low, and he walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close?

Harry Doyle: [about Haywood] Haywood is coming up to the plate, who is now leading the league in every offensive catagory, including nosehair.

Harry Doyle: Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

Heywood: [Hayes has just reached on an infield single] You really knocked the crap out of that one.
Willie Mays Hayes: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this.
[shows Heywood his black gloves]
Willie Mays Hayes: I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.
Heywood: My ass.
Harry Doyle: [Hayes takes his lead off first base] We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.
Heywood: Real hard to steal second with your shoe untied.
Harry Doyle: [Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher] Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Personally, I think we got hosed on that call.

Harry Doyle: This guy threw at his own son in a father-son game.

Harry Doyle: That's all we got? One goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can't say "goddamn" on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.

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The original The Longest Yard where Burt Reynolds tells his linemen to let Ray Nitschke through then throws the football—full force—and hits Ray in the cajones.  It's even funnier when they do it again on the next play.

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In The Waterboy, LT telling the kids to stay off drugs and Mussberger / Fouts ragging on each other's cliches.

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Actual interview, I think it was Steve Avery was asked about improving his pitching he said something about make a 360 degree improvement. After thinking about that for a minute, he changed that and said he made a 180. He said you had to forgive him about the 360 remark as he barely made it out of high school.

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And one more from Major League:

Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick Vaughn: California Penal.
Willie Mays Hayes: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Rick Vaughn: Stole a car.

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And one, one more—this just in from my son-in-law, Steroider Steve. The scene with Adam Sandler and Bob Barker in "Happy Gilmore" after Sandler knocks Barker out: "The price is wrong, bitch!"

Now, before I start thinking of other golf movies, there are so many Carl quotes from "Caddy Shack"...and Rodney Dangerfield...and...