Kentucky Derby Hats: Pic Collection of Horse Racing's Most Outrageous Looks

Yesterday's word of the day was garish.

As in garish hats, found strewn about the grandstands at the 138th Kentucky Derby. Alongside mint juleps and rampant betting, the large hats worn by ladies at the derby represent one of the event's most beloved—and visible—traditions.

So in that honor, I've found a few of the most ridiculous hats at this year's event.

Enjoy.

Is it just me, or is she wearing the offspring of a flamingo and a peacock?

There's a reason why Santa sticks to milk and cookies. Because when he parties, well, this happens.

Clearly, Santa can't handle his mint juleps.

Nobody likes a prop hat, though if he had fit all 20 posts on there, I would have been impressed.

I'm not even sure if this is a hat, or just the world's biggest bow. Maybe her name is Lexus.

Hey baby, you're exacta what I need right about now. Wanna come over to my place for a good show? Don't worry, I see your friend over there, and I'm all about the trifecta. I've been having a good time, and I'd like to parlay that fun to this evening. I'm okay with being an overlay, I still like my odds.

I feel gross after that.

I call this hat "The Rings of Jupiter."

Derby de Mayo. Why not?

He's officialy taken the "top" out of "top hat."

I hope you enjoyed the Derby!

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