Tiger Woods: How Release of Mistress' Porn Film Will Affect Him at 2012 Masters

It's an age-old tale: The once-dominant golfer who has lived in shame, ridicule and played rather poorly since a gigantic sex scandal ended his marriage and many of his endorsements finally wins a tournament and seems back to his old playing form, only to see three of his ex-mistresses release a porn film related to their sex life with him.

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one...

Yes, three of Tiger Woods' ex-mistresses are releasing a porn film. And as would be expected, their timing is impeccable.

From Don Kaplan of the New York Post:

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Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James are starring in "3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World's Greatest Golfer," which is slated to be released on April 3 — the day after Woods is set to tee off in the Masters, a tournament he has not won since 2005.

In the movie, the women are together for an in-depth Q&A session about Woods, which includes explicit discussions about his sexual tastes and on-screen demonstrations of what the golf legend is like in the sack.

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In all honesty, this shouldn't distract Tiger in the least. He knew who these women were and how they made a living when he was sleeping with them, and he shouldn't be surprised when something like this happens now. Frankly, it was pretty inevitable.

If he can't deal with this, he'll never be a great golfer again, because people are going to be releasing "dirty little secrets" and "inside slants" for the rest of his life to gain a quick buck off his name.

That's kind of par for the course (sadly, pun intended) when you are involved in one of the most salacious scandals in American sports history. The best bet for Woods is to make the golf course a sanctuary, where the outside world isn't allowed to trickle in.

Do that, and this film shouldn't affect his game. Well, his golf game, that is.

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