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A spokesman for a large merchandise company specializing in promotional college football gear announced plans for the Utah Utes to have a line of national collegiate championship shirts, hats, key chains, and coffee mugs to be sold starting Friday, Jan...

Utah Merchandiser Prints National Collegiate Championship Gear!

by thomas moreland (Columnist)

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January 05, 2009


A spokesman for a large merchandise company specializing in promotional college football gear announced plans for the Utah Utes to have a line of national collegiate championship shirts, hats, key chains, and coffee mugs to be sold starting Friday, Jan. 9, 2009.

We are excited to add the Utes merchandise to our growing number of championship items for the public, the spokesman said.

This may be a bit premature, as some people think Florida or Oklahoma will be crowned National College Champion on Thursday in the BCS Title game, being played in Miami.

When contacting the coach of the Utes, Kyle Whittingham, who had been notified of the merchandise deal, he stated our team is the National Champion this season.

We are 13-0 and have beaten five top 25 teams in the BCS, one of whom who held the number one ranking for six weeks!

All the other teams have at least one loss and have all beaten each other in various places this season.

Against common opponents, such as Alabama, we won by more and dominated that team better than the current number two team in the country.

Lesser teams in that conference, such as Mississippi, have beaten Florida, Texas Tech, and LSU.

We destroyed the team that beat Mississippi, as well as the team that beat USC and knocked the Trojans out of the number one spot as well.

Furthermore, if anyone thinks they have an issue with our number one status, or thinks they have a better team than us, it's pretty simple.  Play us!

I, for one, can't wait for my Brian Johnson jersey to be delivered next week, along with my cool new t-shirt that says Utah Utes, Pride of the West, YOUR 2009 National Collegiate Football Champion.

I look great in red and white!

Thomas Moreland

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  1. Nate Brooks 6 months ago

    I say Utah should start in Febuary and play every college team starting with #119 ... which of course is Washington, and keep playing until they have beaten all other FBS schools ... that'll show everyone what the Utes are made of.

    I just know they will have no problem beating Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Mizzou, LSU, Ole Miss, Vanderbilt, Florida, Georgia, Florida State, Boston College, Wake Forest, Cincy, WVU, South Florida, Miami, Ohio State, Penn State, Iowa, Michigan State, Boise State, USC, Cal, Oregon, Michigan (oh yeah)

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  2. Isaac Luber 6 months ago

    I agree. Utes are the rightful National Champs. The BCS is total bs. Go back to the good ol' days where people voted after everything was done and Utah would be unanimous No. 1, being undefeated. Praise that merchandiser.

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  3. Lisa Horne 6 months ago

    Love it! I want a tee!

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  4. David Arreola 6 months ago

    I want one.

    So I can sport my Gator BCS championship wear...and my Utah AP championship wear!

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  5. Jeremy 6 months ago

    yes you should, they would be a big seller

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  6. blackjackjackson 6 months ago

    i want a utah n.c. shirt.
    i also want a tx and usc n.c. shirt.
    it will go w/ my collection of usc ap n.c. shirts.

    wow, to be n.c. all i have to do is print some tee shirts.

    what krap.

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  7. daniel cox 6 months ago

    good job thomas.

    i think i may consider getting a shirt as well. i love the "whoops, we printed these too fast" shirts.

    i guess they can call themselves national champs. a lot of schools do it.

    they're not the BCS champs and unfortunately for them, that's really all that matters.

    this is a pretty prime example for the "plus-one" system.

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    • thomas moreland 6 months ago

      i may have some of these made up except...... i ll get sued for no license from the ncaa and the university of utah,,,,, lol someone could make a mint on the bootleg sports tee shirt market lol thsnks for the read! TEE shirt would read 2009 National Champion, Pride of the west, Utah Utes! something like that,lol

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