Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver Brandon Marshall Needs to Be Re-Evaluated

Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall's documented borderline personality disorder needs to be re-diagnosed because there is no longer a border in this dude's personality. The mercurial receiver has totally crossed over any previous border, scaled any wall, jumped any fence, traversed any river and beaten any would-be blockers around the edge.

Marshall's most recent reckless rant about getting kicked out of this coming Monday Night Football game on ESPN against the Dolphins' bitter AFC East rival the New York Jets should qualify him for lots of extra overtime on his shrink's sofa—where he needs to be assessed as having multiple personalities rather than just one—and a borderline one, at that. 

What on earth has Marshall been thinking? Better yet, who does he think he NOW is?

Maybe he thinks he's Rex Ryan? Normally, the bloviating Jets coach is the instigator of such idiotic and incendiary pre-game remarks—only to find his squad gets pummeled on national television.

Or maybe he thinks he's Terrell Owens? Historically, the aging former Eagle, former 49er, former Cowboy, former Bengal, former Bill and currently unemployed aging wide out coveted all of the pregame chatter with equally outrageous trash talk.

How about Wile E. Coyote? Usually, the iconic Warner Brothers cartoon character schemed, always unsuccessfully, to outwit the smarter and stronger Road Runner, but would always fail—miserably—as Marshall will experience against the Jets' shut down corners Darrelle Revis and Antonio Cromartie.

Gerry Cooney? Thankfully, he's now retired, but this heavyweight boxing wanna-be's head and jaw always embraced the forceful blows of much more skilled and powerful opponents every time he stepped into the ring—much like Marshall's nutty noggin will if he makes good on his promise to fight the Jets' Bart Scott on the football field next Monday.

Muammar Gaddafi? Recently, this deposed Libyan autocrat learned that the rest of the world rarely listens to tin horn egomaniacs ruling over inconsequential countries, much like NFL fans have no patience for wide receivers on anemic 0-4 teams who wag their tongues.

OK, it's time for Marshall's teammates or Dolphins' coaches or Monday Night's refs or even the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to intervene.

Muzzle Marshall. Toss him back over the border he crossed. And, kick him out of the game in the second minute instead of waiting to the second quarter—for his own protection.

Otherwise, he may wake up Tuesday morning thinking he's actually Gerry Cooney after squaring off against Bart Scott on Monday night.

Straight talk. No static.

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