A "Real" List of Fantasy Football Names for You To Choose From

Recent stories about nicknames you may or may not want to consider for fantasy teams have sparked some controversy.

I am here to hopefully restore some order to all this madness.  

A lot of people like to come up with names that have personal meaning, while others like to incorporate clever plays on words with athlete’s names.

Still, others prefer to be even more creative and come up with wildly original team names like the “Green Goblins” and "Bloodlust Berserkers."

While those are well thought out and ultra creative names, I chose to come up with a list of 15 of the best names that I have seen in circulation (because I am not wildly original and creative) and share them with you.

13. Do Us All a Favre and Retire

Not a team name that we can really use now that Brett Favre is officially retired, but still an all-time great.

12. Vick in a Box

We have Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg to thank for this classic.

11. LEE-ROYYY Jenkins

I actually made this name up all on my own.  I feel so proud of myself.  

For those of you who don't get it, get on You Tube and look it up. 

10. Burressted Development

Next time make sure the safety is on.  We know there is going to be a next time.

9. Forte-Year-Old Virgin

This is a classic play on words to a great movie. 

Does the creator of this name know something about Matt Forte that we don’t?

8. Corn on the Schaub

Go ahead and take this name if you are not smart enough to take the next name on the list.

7. Corn on the Kolb

If you are a fan of corn on the cob, then you are a fan of Kevin Kolb.

6. Sex Panthers

“Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.”  Thank you Will Ferrell.

5. Ease It In, Don’t Forsett

If you don’t like this team name, it’s not because there is something wrong with the name. It’s because there is something wrong with you.

4. Carruth, Carruth, Carruth Is on Fire

He don't get let out, let the mother_____ burn.

3. Show Me Your TDs

Please?  I have beads!

2. Dixon Normus

After he signed his contract with the Minnesota Vikings, Dixon Edwards flopped out of the league faster than Ron Jeremy does when he pulls his pants down.

1. 2 Mannings 1 Cup

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Thank you to the creator of this fantasy team name.  I hope you read this.  You are a genius.

I don't know what you all are considering for your upcoming fantasy team names, but if I find out that you are marching into this season as the "The Winners and the Sinners" or the "Painful Penguins," you just might find me on your doorstep with some "Heavy Hitters" to lay a beat down.

One last thing.  If the Bloodlust Berserker reads this, I apologize for picking on you.  Oh who am I kidding, my "Jiggle Bugz" squad is going to steamroll your unoriginal ass this year, en route to the championship. #winning

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