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UFC Halloween Costume Suggestions (Humor, I Hope)

Dorothy WillisOct 31, 2008

A similar article got me thinking of costumes appropriate for various UFC personalities. Another no-brainer for me.

Ariany Celeste: Harem girl or Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz because she owns her own little dog (it could be named Tito instead of Toto, though).

Dana White: The evil genius Lex Luther, although he would have to clean up his language. A big plus is that he would just be a bald guy wearing a suit (no expense involved—I am sure he would appreciate that).

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GSP: A Canadian Mountie.

Anderson Silva: Either a Dole Banana or a Brazilian witch doctor.

Diego Sanches: He and Roger Huerta could both be Zorro and have an elimination sword fight.

Mike Goldberg: A hockey player, something he may actually know something about.

Joe Rogan: The late George Carlin, if he powders his hair and beard and looks thoughtful.

Herb Dean: A heavy Bob Marley.

Rich Franklin: Jim Carrey in The Mask.

Chuck Liddell: A former down on his luck fighter.

Pete Sell or Jesse Taylor: Drunken bar brawlers.

Patric Cote: A Caribbean Pirate with a crutch.

Edith Labelle: Cleopatra

Brock Lesner: A WWE wrestler with Sable as his WWE Diva (they surely kept their costumes).

Randy Couture: Captain America out of the Marvel comics

Kim Couture: Chris Cyborg

Jonathan Goulet: A GPS device with a road map in his hair.

David Loiseau: Edgar Allan Poe's Raven

Jens Pulver: An angel with a dirty white gown and a crooked halo draped over his forehead and tilted to one side.

Uriah Faber: Boy Wonder or a small version of Atlas holding a globe.

BJ Penn: A Hawaiian Emperor, or just a big baby with a colorful Hawaiian print loincloth (diaper) or a Vampire with bloody fangs.

Tim Sylvia: A zombie from The Night of the Living Dead.

Forrest Griffin: Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry RFD.

Rashad Evans: Muhammad Ali

Joe Luason: A computer geek with a pocket protector.

Fedor: God

Antonio Bigfoot Silva: The American version of Bigfoot.

Big John McCarthy: Saint Joseph, the ultimate referee and gate keeper.

Gina Carano: A Greek Goddess.

Josh Burkman: My youngest son.

Kelly Kobald: An angry version of Raggedy Ann.

Rampage Jackson: A preacher or the Wolfman

Kimbo Slice: A thug in a dark alley.

Junie Browning: A juvenile delinquent in an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs.

Matt Hughes and Matt Serra: A country mouse and city mouse.

Marvin Eastman: A brick outhouse.

Amir Sadollah: A young Forrest Griffin.

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