Trump Embarrasses His New Project, Affliction

Donald Trump is a tycoon and owns probably half of Las Vegas. He's got the world on a string and its wrapped around his freshly manicured finger. He's maintained his empire by making tough decisions and being rather stingy.

So why if he is going to throw millions upon millions of dollars at Affliction wouldn't he know the first thing about MMA?

As I sit and watch TV on this lazy summer morning I see Mike and Mike in the morning. As a man who enjoys all sports I start watching. Suddenly I see Donald Trump being interviewed. Golic and Greeney start to ask him about Affliction andI am instantly intrigued.

I think to myself, "Now I'll learn how they got all these fighters!" I was sadly mistaken. He rambled on about Affliction clothing and how he knew nothing about Affliction before his aide told him about it. It was painful!

Next, he started blathering about boxing and how back in the nineties he sponsored many a Tyson fight and the Holyfield bouts he'd seen. Golic and Greeny's faces showed confusion as Trump kept talking about events that only made sense in his mind. Finally he was put back on track.

Then he started saying erroneously how Fedor is everyone's number one pound-for-pound fighter. Which everyone who has  seen an MMA ranking in the past 2 months knows that honor has been bestowed on Anderson Silva. Not only did he call him number one but he called him "Feedor Emel...vs. Tim Silva, excuse me Sylvia." Ugh.

He then proceeded to say that Tim is really big and even though Fedor is supposedly better he would take Tim because he is so big. Trump was so naive that I couldn't bear to hear that he actually took stake in a company.

Finally, he went on about how all the "cool" fighters wear Affliction. Making it like if you wear Affliction, you're a good fighter. Tell that to Kalib Starnes. These aren't magical Jordan shoes that Bow Wow can put on and immediately dunk.

Yeah I like Affliction, but I'd rather see a fight than a bunch of nonsense surrounding the fight like this Donald Trump junk.

Thank God Greeny cut him off because the smirk on Golic's face told me he was going to laugh at how stupid Trump sounded. I hope to God he spends his money elsewhere because I don't want a ton of Mark Cuban copycats buying into promotions when they have no idea what they're doing. God save MMA.