Warning: NSFW language in linked post.
One Toronto Raptors fan on Reddit is so sure the team will land Paul George that they promised to "tattoo a dinosaur on my ass" if it doesn't.
There was one catch: The post must receive 2,000 upvotes. It got nearly 26,000 in 12 hours.
Toronto hasn't been reported as a major player for PG-13, though it's not like the four-time All-Star hasn't pondered playing alongside DeMar DeRozan before:
Be sure to circle back to that thread if George is dealt to another team; the Los Angeles Lakers or Cleveland Cavaliers seem most likely at this point.