David Beckham H&M Statue Picture Contest Brings Expected Level of Maturity

David Beckham is just out there, waiting for you screaming masses to take pictures of you molesting him, at least, the statue version of him. 

H&M didn't stop at creating huge David Beckham statues with mere briefs on and pose them in front of their stores.

They have also decided to create a contest that has pretty much devolved as you would expect. 

ABC News reports shoppers can win a $1,000 shopping spree at their stores if they snap off the most interesting picture with the gigantic faux Beckhams. 

Just take a shot and upload the pic to Instagram using the hashtag #HMBeckham. You have until the end of August to beat these characters. 

First up is user Henry Sene Yee with this magical moment that features one woman's refined way of taking a photo. 

Excuse me, ma'am, can you please get your hand off Mr. Beckham's crotch?

Pato Molinar took this photo which may be my favorite. 

It includes the classic game of spot the difference. Hmm, let me see. It seems that the bronzed statute on the bottom has sunglasses. Yes, I am going with...sunglasses. 

Niko Tyler goes back to the obvious with this picture that is not quite an Ansel Adams effort. 

Really guys, I don't condone molesting every last Beckham statue. Rather, I out-and-out encourage it. 

This contest is just getting good, making me hopeful that the really creative photogs out there will snap off some truly memorable moments with Mr. Posh Spice. 

As we reported earlier, you folks have statues in New York City, Los Angeles and San Francisco, so get cracking. 

You only have until August 31 to make us all laugh. 

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