Kris Humphries Embraces His Inner Douchebag in Funny or Die Video
This one goes out to all the douchebags.
Kris Humphries is owning his status as social pariah in the latest Funny or Die video that is both hilarious and quite endearing.
Oh yeah, I said endearing.
After watching this video, I wanted to give Humphries a hug and let him know that this was all going to be okay. Granted, it would be a swift hug, and I would deny having ever done it right after, but still.
The video is over at Funny or Die and is filled with some hilarious, albeit NSFW, moments.
This is a short vignette on Humphries and his need to reshape his image. What he finds is that his handlers would very much like to capitalize on his awful image instead.
As one of the representatives states, all of the god-fearing Americans just want to "punch him in the face."
That's not far from the truth, and neither is their claim that Artest, Laimbeer and Rodman were all hated but immensely popular.
I see one little, baby hiccup in that they were all very good players—even Artest, who has devolved into an elbow-throwing bricklayer named Metta World Peace.
We will skip past the fact that Humphries is no All-Star because the video tickles me right where I like to be tickled (bottom of the feet).
I'm not sure which is my favorite part of the video, but here are the highlights:
- Kris Humphries toilet paper is presented so that you can wipe with his face, and that would just be so pleasant. Just as long as it's two-ply because we all hate that impoverished nuisance known as single ply.
- A Make a Wish kid comes in just so he can say, "go f*&% yourself," to Humphries. He only has three hours to live, but he gets his dying wish.
- Kris Humphries is made over to look like an official douchebag.
All of this is one big charming video that features a man that claims Kim Kardashian bamboozled him into saying certain things and looking a certain way.
I'm not here to debate any of that, but to present his video of laughs. My one last part of advice is for Humphries to harness his inner douchebag because we may just respect him for it.
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