Caption Contest for All 32 NFL Teams in 2012

A picture is worth a thousand words.

I'm feeling the urge to break from the grinding work of evaluating talent to have a bit of fun with a good, old fashioned caption contest.

I encourage every single one of you reading this to have some fun with me. Get creative. Go crazy. All I ask is that we keep it clean. 

Just start your comment by telling us what slide/slides you are commenting on.

Please like the comments that you like!

The person with the most likes wins.

There isn't really any prize involved except the knowledge that you were better than everyone else. 

Indianapolis Colts

Everybody! Listen up! I'm "changing the play" and I don't know what the heck I'm doing right now, but I've seen Peyton do this crap and it seems to work for him.

St. Louis Rams

Talk to the hand, Colt. I've had enough of your lip for one day.

Minnesota Vikings

Yeah, Jared. They were talking crap about your momma and your grandma. 

Cleveland Browns

Ummm...that was my bad, Colt. The doctors say you're going to be fine, though, so no worries, right?

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Coach, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not cool with being tickled. It creeps me out.

Washington Redskins

Seriously, dad? This is who you give me? Nice. Real nice.

Jacksonville Jaguars

Don't you ever, ever let me catch you doing that again! Your father is ready to thrash your behind from here until kingdom come, but I've convinced him to give you one more chance.

Carolina Panthers

That was straight up nasty right there. Don't step on that.

Miami Dolphins

Oh my gosh, Reggie! That last run was seriously amazing!

Buffalo Bills

"There, there, little ones. It'll be alright," Ryan Fitzpatrick whispers to the two condor chicks living in his luxurious beard.

Kansas City Chiefs

You do not want to mess with Gator! Gator don't mess around!

The story of Gator.

What can I say? Todd Haley reminds me of Gator. He's nuts.

Seattle Seahawks

Charlie Whitehurst finally convinced the entire team to try his new shampoo after this rare display of manliness.

Arizona Cardinals

You know, Eli, it's been a really long time since I had a good quarterback throw me the ball. Maybe you and me could get together later after the game for a little fun, eh?

Dallas Cowboys

Tony, I sure hope you know what you're doing out there, because I sure as heck don't. 

Philadelphia Eagles

Juan Castillo will be an excellent defensive coordinator, I promise.

New York Jets

Don't forget about the dirt I have on you, coach.

Oakland Raiders

Reason No. 21 Hue Jackson was fired as Oakland Raiders head coach:

He put Shane Lechler in charge of tweaking Carson Palmer's throwing mechanics.

San Diego Chargers

Dang it! Tim Tebow is immune to my unbeatable palm tackle, and he looks pissed.

Chicago Bears

Did my ears deceive me? I thought I heard mention of cupcakes...

Tennessee Titans

Good God, McCarthy! When was the last time you showered? 

Cincinnati Bengals

Reggie Nelson loads up for one of his patented sneeze-tackles. Unfortunately, he missed his intended target, hitting head coach Marvin Lewis instead. Lewis was not pleased.

Atlanta Falcons

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it...oh, crap. 

Detroit Lions

Hi. My name is Kyle. I enjoy quiet dinners, walks on the beach, Labrador puppies and hitting quarterbacks so hard they need a new pair of underpants.

Pittsburgh Steelers

Dear sweet baby Jesus,

I know I'm not as "good" as Tim Tebow. I don't do "nice things"...but I think I really deserve this one tonight.

Denver Broncos

Von Miller and Ryan McBean enthusiastically perform their version of Jim Carrey's Dumb & Dumber dance, seen here.

Houston Texans

Arian Foster shows off his newfound Jedi skills as he performs a one-armed vault over the top of Kroy Biermann.

New Orleans Saints

Dang it! That's the second time this week I've stubbed my toe on that stupid sprinkler head!

Green Bay Packers

Oh, Randy! You finally came to me!

Baltimore Ravens

This seemed like a much better idea back at the house, man. This sucks.

San Francisco 49ers

Alex Smith: Seriously? People still think you're a No. 1 receiver? That's hilarious.

Michael Crabtree: I know, right?

New England Patriots

Shhh. I've got you, Bill. Nobody can hurt you now.

New York Giants

Can we go home yet?