10 Funniest Potential Bud Light Advertisements as NFL's Official Beer

No, there won't be any more of the hilarious Coors Light press conference commercials. Bud Light is now the official beer of the NFL, in a six-year deal reportedly worth $1.2 billion.

Bud Light commercials are often hilarious. And with an NFL lockout that could stretch well into the regular season, that hilarity could be used to make light of the owners and players.

It's your favorite beer commercials, reimagined.

Here we go.

10. Sausages! Sausages!

"And now, Bud Light gives you the ability to hear the inner workings of the owners' minds."

"Money! Money! More! Me! Money! Billionaire! Money! Money! Money!"

"The ability to talk to owners no longer available in Bud Light."

9. The Clydesdales

A classic campaign, Budweiser should make a simple announcement: They are currently in the midst of contractual disputes, and for the time being, Budweiser cannot show the Clydesdales in ads.

They could follow with a spot showing the spokesperson for the Clydesdales making the case for the complaints of the horses.

Now you have a campaign—the two sides publicly arguing in the hopes of securing the public's support.

The thing is, I think people would get sick of this really, really quickly.

8. Apology Bot 3000

And here we have the likely method of apology that will be sent to the fans from the players and owners if a lockout extends into the season.

Thanks for sending your totally impersonal robot stocked with a few beers that are supposed to make us forget about this ridiculous ordeal.

Jerks.

7. Dude

This commercial was made for Bill Belichick. Imagine him walking around the Patriots facility, simply saying dude when he doesn't like something.

Perhaps they could show footage from Randy Moss's press conference last year.

Dude.

Or Wes Welker dropping the foot puns.

Dude.

The Jets knock the Patriots out of the playoffs.

Dude.

And any other number of tiny mistakes by New England players or staff.

Dude.

And then Bill, on his way home from work, gets pulled over by a cop because his brake lights are out.

Dude.

6. What the Players See When They Open the Fridge?

Any chance you could redo this commercial, Budweiser, but with Jerry Jones stealing some Buds from Tony Romo's fridge?

In which case, Tony goes, "But Jerry, you already agreed I could have those."

To which Jerry responds, "Well, I made a bad deal, and now I want my Bud Lights back. If you don't like it, you aren't welcome back to my house. So eat it!"

5. Wassup?

This would be the perfect commercial for Budweiser to bring back during the lockout.

Just imagine seeing a bunch of NFL players, sitting around with nothing to do, calling one another and yelling, "WASSUP?"

That would kill me.

4. Real Men of Genius

Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius.

Real Men of Genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Football-Crushing Litigation Attorney.

Mr. Football-crushing Litigation Attorney!

Because of you, the odds of the players and owners agreeing on a new CBA is less likely than Fox News naming Anderson Cooper man of the year.

Bill O'Reilly would shoot himself!

Because of you, rampant speculation about trades that would never happen in a million years has gone quiet. Because of you, men who struggled in geometry are now discussing legalese.

Oh, we'll never be the same!

Do we care if millionaires are arguing with billionaires? No. Do we care about your share of the revenue pie? No.

We only care for apple pie!

So crack open a Bud Light, Captain Litigation, and chill out. Because we need football, or we might die.

Mr. Football-Crushing Litigation Attorney.

3. Here We Go

Bud Light's popular Here We Go campaign could play off of the new partnership with the NFL. For example, they could remake their Beer for Clunkers ad, but throw in a few NFL players.

"We will no longer accept the following in exchange for free Bud Light:

—Clunker whiny wide receivers who talk more than they catch. (Show Ochocinco)

—Clunker multi-millionaire slobs who show up to camp overweight and whine more than they play. (Show Albert Haynesworth)

—Clunker retread coaches who have never won anything yet keep getting hired." (Show Norv Turner)

You get the idea.

2. N—F—L

Short, sweet and to the point, Bud could bring back the frogs to utter three small letters:

N—F—L.

People would love it.

1. Two Lizards and a Ferret

This is, without question, my favorite advertising campaign of all time.

And imagine if we ever get to replacement players. Bud could remake this campaign using NFL players watching the games from the stands, plotting the demise of the replacement players.

The potential for this is amazing.

"Look at me! How can you even look at me? Turn away!"

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