Dirk Kuyt: What Is He Thinking? (The Interactive EPL Game)

Welcome to the second installment of an interactive experiment.

During the course of this slide show, you will be presented with a series of photographs of an athlete—this week, Liverpool's Dutchman Dirk Kuyt.

You will also be presented with four options for each photo and asked to choose (via the comments section below) what he's thinking in each one.

For instance, if in the first slide you think Kuyt is thinking option A, simply write "1. A" below.

Let the games begin...

Space Robot

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LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 24: Dirk Kuyt of Liverpool celebrates scoring the winning goal during the UEFA Europa League Round of 32 2nd leg match beteween Liverpool and Sparta Prague at Anfield on February 24, 2011 in Liverpool, England. (Photo by Ri

A) Newton, you've been ponned.

B) Super Dirk aan de redding!

C) What happened to my parachute?

D) Tonight I dine on women and disco!

Run, Dirk, Run!

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LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - MARCH 06: Dirk Kuyt of Liverpool celebrates scoring his team's second goal with team mate Raul Meireles (R) during the Barclays Premier League match between Liverpool and Manchester United at Anfield on March 6, 2011 in Liverpool, En

A) Hey you guys!

B) The Portuguese man will not stop chasing me.

C) You are slow and old Gerrard, and I will usurp you.

D) In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility; but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger: stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage; then lend the eye a terrible aspect.

Calculating Infinity

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LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - MARCH 06: Dirk Kuyt of Liverpool scores his tem's second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Liverpool and Manchester United at Anfield on March 6, 2011 in Liverpool, England. (Photo by Alex Livesey/Getty Images)

A) Is it coming at me or going away from me?

B) Meditation is the dissolution of thoughts in Eternal awareness or Pure consciousness without objectification, knowing without thinking, merging finitude in infinity.

C) Vernietig! Vernietig! Vernietig advertentieinfinitum!

D) Imagine the ball is Fernando Torres' head...

Strange Currencies

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JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA - JULY 11: Dejected Wesley Sneijder of the Netherlands lies on the pitch as he is consoled by team mate Dirk Kuyt after defeat during the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa Final match between Netherlands and Spain at Soccer Cit

A) Stay still. I'm going to suck out your soul.

B) This fallen man judges me for defecating on the pitch, but it could not be helped.

C) Silence, child, for death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity. Our father, who art in heaven...

D) There is a hole in the heart of the Dutch nation, and its name is Iniesta.

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.

Dirk's Decree

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LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 24: Dirk Kuyt of Liverpool celebrates scoring the winning goal during the UEFA Europa League Round of 32 2nd leg match beteween Liverpool and Sparta Prague at Anfield on February 24, 2011 in Liverpool, England. (Photo by Ri

A) Must...stop...punching...myself...in the face!

B) One ring to rule them all, one ring to bind them...

C) I can't quit you Wilson.

D) And out of darkness came the hands that reach thro' nature, moulding men.

Jump Around

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LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 29: Dirk Kuyt of Liverpool competes with Ronald Zubar of Wolverhampton Wanderers during the Barclays Premier League match between Liverpool and Wolverhampton Wanderers at Anfield on December 29, 2010 in Liverpool, England.

A) How dare you reach for my manhood!

B) It's unfortunate that I was born with the hair and the face that I have.

C) Kick yellow ball toward net, win prize.

D) It's true what they say: tae bo has many practical applications.