Monday Morning Cornerback: College Football and NFL Week 7

Here are this week's quick cuts and jukes from the seventh week of football. Before we get started we want to dedicate this article to Rutgers DT, Eric LeGrand, who was paralyzed from the neck down in Saturday's game vs. Army. Our prayers go out to his family and the Rutgers team. Let's pray he can walk again.

College Football

Ricky Writer: Back-to-back weeks No. 1 goes down. Hey Ohio State defense...meet the best offensive line in the country...Yo T.Pryor, say goodbye to that Heisman...

Quick Claude: J.J. Watt is a beast!!! Watt went from delivering pizza's to delivering a dazzling performance Saturday night.

Ricky Writer: Hello Oregon...last two teams to be No. 1 lost...what you gone do??? Quack, quack

Quick Claude: Oregon is not as good as everybody thinks they are, but still good enough to win the Pac-10.

Ricky Writer: Boise St. beat the second high school team it’s faced in a row in San Jose State. 48-0. Yes, we said high school.

Quick Claude: Boise St. really needs to beef up their schedule. Good football team, yes, but worth a second glance, no.

Ricky Writer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, TCU is 7-0 and they beat BYU...but I’ll drink the purple kool-aid when they beat Air Force next week.

Quick Claude: TCU is for real folks. Still the best team in Texas even though the 'Horns beat the Huskers this week.

Ricky Writer: I’m not sure if Nebraska beat themselves with eight dropped passes or if Texas won…either way, I was right, because I said the Short Horns wouldn’t loose three in a row.

Quick Claude: Nebraska lost to Texas, Texas did not beat Nebraska!

Ricky Writer: Ok, I promise I’m not being an OU homer...but Landry Jones went 30/34 against Iowa State with three TDs. He’s no Sam Bradford, or is he? Hello Landry Jones, welcome to the Heisman race. Oh wait, screw the polls...OU is No. 1 in the BCS. The bulls-eye is now on your Sooners.

Quick Claude: Murray, Jones, Broyles...the best WR, QB and RB combination in the country bar none!

Ricky Writer: Cam Newton...you are now the Heisman frontrunner...don’t fuck it up brosef.

Quick Claude: I wonder if Urban Meyer ever wishes he still had Cam Newton before he goes to sleep at night?

Ricky Writer: Alabama bounced back with an okay win. Jeremiah Masoli went 18/40...I’ll give 'em the excuse that he was playing a great 'Bama defense, but I know he wishes he was in Eugene, Oregon right now.

Quick Claude: Furthermore, how good would would Oregon be with Darron Thomas pushing Masoli? I think a lot better.

Ricky Writer: The score says LSU 32 and McNeese State 10...but McNeese State gave the Tigers everything they wanted.

Quick Claude: The truth will set the Tigers free this weekend on the plains, question is which set of Tigers?

Ricky Writer: Stephen Garcia...last week you were the man...this week you are the man...that lost the game.

Quick Claude: Spurrier needs a feature back to be effective; Fred Taylor types. When Marcus Lattimore went down so did the 'Cocks' hopes.

Ricky Writer: Utah lurks...

Quick Claude: Jordan Wynn (Utah) is one of the best quarterbacks in the country that most have never heard of.

Ricky Writer: Michigan State doesn’t play Ohio State this year...they might hit that BCS this year.

Quick Claude: Sparty sucks regardless.

Ricky Writer: As ugly as Iowa’s uniforms look, they are a damn good team!

Quick Claude: Adrian Clayborn rocks the same last name as me and is a D-line representer. This is the one and only time I'll show Iowa and their fugly-ass uniforms some love.

Ricky Writer: FSU bout got beat by BC...but they pulled it out...good win in the lackluster ACC.

Quick Claude: FSU is making me look real good about the "FSU New Kings of the Sunshine State" article from the summer.

Ricky Writer: Arizona bounced back and beat Washington State. Did WSU get the death penalty or something because they suck bad?

Quick Claude: I wish I had Nick Foles hair. How many starting FBS quarterbacks does Austin Westlake and Lake Travis have around the country, goodness gracious?!

Ricky Writer: Wisconsin, we’d like to thank you for not following the trend of these spread option offenses. You have the best O-line in the country and Nick Toon is my man!

Quick Claude: J.J Watt is a BEAST his Official Beastmode paperwork will arrive in Madison, Wisconsin Monday morning.

Ricky Writer: Thank you Nevada for losing to Hawaii, that way when you beat Boise St. it will make all things right in the world.

Quick Claude: How are you going to call yourself a Wolfpack in the middle of the desert? Makes you think doesn't it?

Ricky Writer: Oklahoma State is 6-0 while you are over there paying attention to Oregon State and Ohio State...but the Pokes plan to upset a Nebraska team next week too.

Quick Claude: Oklahoma State and Dana Holgorsen (offensive coordinator) are a match made in heaven.

Ricky Writer: Same for Mizzou...but they play a focused OU Sooner team as well.

Quick Claude: Missouri is more than talented enough to beat Oklahoma this weekend.

Ricky Writer: Well well well, my genius prediction of Florida losing three games this year has come true. And y'all thought I was crazy.

Quick Claude: I love to see the Gators suffer only because they have kicked so much ass in the last five years.

Ricky Writer: Air Force...what are you doing? I gave you praises a few weeks ago and now you’re tricking off the dope!

Quick Claude: Air Force in "Air Force One" cleats...why have they not done this yet?

Ricky Writer: If we can yell at punt returners for catching punts inside their own 10-yard line, then we can yell at football coaches for going for the win on the road (the common theme is to go for it on the road, but take another look at the game...should've kicked the extra point). I’m talking to you, Mike Riley.

Quick Claude: I still feel for James Rodgers. The NCAA needs to ban contact after breaking the goal line.

Ricky Writer: I really have nothing worthwhile to say about West Virginia right now...honest truth. Go Noel Devine.

Quick Claude: West Virginia, your uniforms suck, but they are still better than the  Iowa Hawkeyes'.

NFL

Ricky Writer: Umm Kolb is balling...is he now the starter? As much as I love Michael Vick...where the "eff" were you on the sidelines homie?

Quick Claude: "Vick or Kolb" is the NFL's version of "LeBron or Kobe."

Ricky Writer: Big Ben came back and looks like he never left...y'all catch that hit on Josh Cribbs...damn...

Quick Claude: The Steelers with a passing game might be the favorite to win it all.

Ricky Writer: The Bears lost to the Seahawks...will y'all stop drinking their damn 4 Loko, it’s not good for you!

Quick Claude: Da Bears *SNL voice*

Ricky Writer: I looked like a genius on my Florida Gators prediction, and I look like an idiot when I said the Packers would win the Super Bowl and Aaron Rodgers would be MVP.

Quick Claude: Close but no cigar Green Bay, I really wanted to see Cameron Wake vs. Clay Matthews :-(

Ricky Writer: In a weird way, the Giants are good. That’s really all I can say about it. Very 2008-esque.

Quick Claude: Every time I see the Giants, I still think of Michael Strahan's gap teeth.

Ricky Writer: Saints are back on track. Will someone please listen to me when I say Josh Johnson is a better QB than Josh Freeman!

Quick Claude: Agreed. All the more reason to think Andrew Luck will be a beast in the NFL. Another Jim Harbaugh production, fools.

Ricky Writer: Not quite sure how he is doing it but Sam Bradford is 3-3. Phillip Rivers by the way is 2-4.

Quick Claude: Um...for $50 million guaranteed Bradford better have the Rams fighting for home field at the end of the season!

Ricky Writer: Dwayne Bowe found his hands!!!!!

Quick Claude: I'm love with the Chiefs, but they are too much drama to enter into a committed relationship with.

Ricky Writer: Damn Deion Branch...feels good to come back home doesn’t it? And you wanted all that money too huh? We’re glad the football gods humbled you and made you realize you didn’t deserve it. Welcome back to Boston buddy.

Quick Claude: Speaking of football gods, the Patriots are going to pay for ditching Randy Moss. Just watch.

Ricky Writer: The 49ers finally won...about damn time. Now it's your turn Carolina.

Quick Claude: Somebody totally switched the "scripts" for this season for the Raiders and 49ers.

Ricky Writer: And the "Oh Shit We Really Do Suck Bowl" winner is...the Dallas Cowboys. You guys do suck.

Quick Claude: Yeah, playing in the playoffs much less the Superbowl in your fancy-pants new stadium may have to wait a couple (20) years.

Ricky Writer: Somebody sit Revis' ass down please. He's hurt, let him heal.

Quick Claude: Tebow scores first touchdown as Jesus weeps openly in heaven and mana rains down over the Philippines.

Ricky Writer: The Colts don't look the same, do they?

Quick Claude: Week by week I learn to hate Mike Shanahan more. I really liked the guy when he was coaching the Broncos.

That's all we got, he's Quick Claude and I'm Ricky Writer.