Big Ten Football: Thursday Morning One-Liners

An Illinois offensive lineman that had a little too much fun at an off-campus bar earlier this month received 100 hours of community service and was ordered to make over a grand in payments towards the aforementioned bar for damage dues.

Two players have been selected as Indiana’s captains for the Hoosiers’ upcoming game against Arkansas State.

Iowa may need to exert more concern towards Michigan’s wide receivers rather than quarterback Denard Robinson.

One Sporting News writer notes that Michigan’s start is one of the reasons he has the Big Ten as the best conference thus far on the season.

Starting Michigan State cornerback Chris Rucker might have to have his title revoked as he is possibly facing jail time.

The Big Ten’s best pass rush will face Minnesota this weekend.

Head coach Pat Fitzgerald may have discovered Northwestern’s only weakness.

This could be the year that the BCS gets things right, and if Ohio State wins out then it will certainly be in the title game. (Is anyone in the world talking about a rematch of last year’s Rose Bowl?)

Who doesn’t want to read about a 99-year-old Purdue fan?

This weekend’s game against Ohio State will be more than a challenge against Terrelle Pryor; Wisconsin will have to face the Buckeyes’ tough linebacker corps.