ACC Football: Midseason Report Haiku-Style

We're almost halfway through the season. 

BCS rankings will be coming out soon and everyone will be taking the time to reflect on how the season has transpired thus far.

Sure, there are plenty of ways to recap the ACC teams so far in 2010, but I always thought that brevity was the best policy.

So I decided to push my creativity genes and give us the ACC recap haiku-style.

I hope you enjoy my five, seven, five syllable summaries for all 12 ACC teams.

Feel free to submit your own!

Boston College

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CHESTNUT HILL, MA - SEPTEMBER 25: Montel Harris #2 of the Boston College Eagles is stopped by Lyndell Gibson #44 of the Virginia Tech Hokies on September 25, 2010 at Alumni Stadium in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

All forget Eagle

Last place running game sadden

Where did Montel go?

Clemson

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AUBURN, AL - SEPTEMBER 18: Xavier Brewer #29 of the Clemson Tigers intercepts a pass intended for Shaun Kitchens #4 of the Auburn Tigers at Jordan-Hare Stadium on September 18, 2010 in Auburn, Alabama. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Field goal kicker fail

Now have lost three straight contests

Avoid Gamecock fans

Duke

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DURHAM, NC - SEPTEMBER 25: Head coach David Cutcliffe of the Duke Blue Devils watches on against the Army Black Knights at Wallace Wade Stadium on September 25, 2010 in Durham, North Carolina. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)

Duke lost to Army?

Cutcliffe misses Thad Lewis

Return to cellar

Florida State

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MIAMI, FL - OCTOBER 9: Jermaine Thomas #38 pats Christian Ponder #7 on the head as he is held by Andrew Datko #67 of the Florida State Seminoles after scoring a touchdown against the Miami Hurricanes on October 9, 2010 at Sun Life Stadium in Miami, Florid

The Noles may be back

Even without Ponder's best

Get ready Hokies!

Georgia Tech

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ATLANTA - OCTOBER 09: Head coach Paul Johnson converses with quarterback Joshua Nesbitt #9 of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets in between downs against the Virginia Cavaliers at Bobby Dodd Stadium on October 9, 2010 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Kevin C

Offense carries load

Defense still work in progress

Paul Johnson still loved

Maryland

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COLLEGE PARK, MD - NOVEMBER 22: Head coach Ralph Friedgen of the Maryland Terrapins looks on against the Florida State Seminoles on November 22, 2008 at Byrd Stadium in College Park, Maryland. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Friedgen wants his job

4 and 1 record helps him

Playing Duke helps more

Miami

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PITTSBURGH - SEPTEMBER 23: Jacory Harris #12 of the Miami Hurricanes lays on the ground as teammate Orlando Franklin #74 looks on after being sacked by the Pittsburgh Panthers on September 23, 2010 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by J

The U like to talk

Nine interceptions silence

Coastal resurgence?

North Carolina

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CHAPEL HILL, NC - SEPTEMBER 18: Head coach Butch Davis of the North Carolina Tar Heels watches on against the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets during their game at Kenan Stadium on September 18, 2010 in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/G

Partying mishap

Heightened expectations fall

Butch Davis needs hug

North Carolina State

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RALEIGH, NC - SEPTEMBER 16: Russell Wilson #16 of the North Carolina State Wolfpack runs with the ball against the Cincinnati Bearcats during their game at Carter-Finley Stadium on September 16, 2010 in Raleigh, North Carolina. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/

Russell Wilson, whoa!

Pack finally back in race

Hokie loss hurts though

Virginia

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ATLANTA - OCTOBER 09: Anthony Egbuniwe #41 of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets sacks quarterback Marc Verica #6 of the Virginia Cavaliers at Bobby Dodd Stadium on October 9, 2010 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Passionate new coach

A terrible quarterback

Long season in store

Virginia Tech

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CHESTNUT HILL, MA - SEPTEMBER 25: Tyrod Taylor #5 of the Virginia Tech Hokies scrambles in the second quarter against the Boston College Eagles on September 25, 2010 at Alumni Stadium in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

A terrible start

An impressive turn of fate

Coastal champion?

Wake Forest

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PALO ALTO, CA - SEPTEMBER 18: Head coach Jim Grobe of the Wake Forest Demon Deacons watches his team play the Stanford Cardinal at Stanford Stadium on September 18, 2010 in Palo Alto, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Deacons lack defense

Forgotten ACC team

Maybe next year, Wake?