Boise State: Virginia Tech Won't Know What Hit Em'

Check out Mr. Fajari Wright.

You haven't seen him on any roster yet, but you will hear his name in 2010.

He's 6'3" 293 lbs of Boise-commited Sophmore, and he's coming to Landover.

All of the BSU haters, including Mr. Mark May, have convinced themselves that we are going to lose to the Hokies in our season opener.

In fact, the dismissal of Boise State borders on paranoia. May and others firmly state that we have "no chance."

The Broncos are favored by 2.5 points for cryin' out loud!

I can't wait to hear the excuses. The blame. The scramble to justify and make sense of college football with Boise State planted firmly on top with all of the other college football powerhouses.

I think it is absolutely hilarious that sooo many of you believe that we can't beat Virginia Tech.

When will these morons quit handing us Broncos yet another advantage?

Those people are out of their minds, and they desperately want to believe that Boise can't win this game. 

With only 1,000 of our Boise State tickets left to sell to the Virginia Tech game, I think it's safe to say that you Hokies better start getting nervous.

We Broncos travel!

All of these kids traveled to Phoenix and performed very well on the big stage.

It's mind-boggling to hear that we "can't compete" again and again.

Boise State has so many weapons.

We are losing just one starter, and our genius of a coach moved him to a different position for his last two games.

Our line grew 28 pounds on average from 2008-2009. It's going to grow another 20 pounds by the time the Hokies get trampled.

Rumor has Byron Hout moving to linebacker, because at 265 pounds, we just have bigger guys to hold the center. 

I WATCHED Virginia Tech play last year.

They do not have a chance unless the six starters they lost on D are going to be magically replaced with veterans.

I have a joke for you guys.

What's fat in the center and weak on the sides?

Virginia Tech's D line!

Our offensive unit is intact and growing.

VT's offense is good, and probably won't go scoreless.

But our defense is nasty.

As soon as we do go undefeated, the talk will shift to how we "can't beat Bama," even though they let Utah take them apart. Boise has had no problem with the mighty Utes on several occasions.

I would like to remind all of you that the National Championship will be played in the Fiesta Bowl this year. And I'm very confident the Broncos can make it 3-0 in Cardinal Stadium.

Please don't cry when we take the crystal football back to Boise.

As far as the Mountain West is concerned, you can all expect to see the Broncos dominate their new conference almost as bad as we did the WAC.

Do any of you realize that the Broncos are 17-1 against the Mountain West since it was formed?

That includes a 3-0 record against Utah, a 2-0 record against BYU, a 7-0 against Wyoming, and a 3-1 against TCU.

Oh...I'm sorry...you guys are right.

We did lose by one point to TCU in the Poinsettia Bowl.

Sorry about that.

Hope we can be forgiven.

Oh, by the way, we still have Utah on our out-of-conference schedule in 2011, 2012, and 2013.

Boise is five hours away from Salt Lake by car, so they ain't dropping no Boise State games. 

I will finish with one LEGITIMATE QUESTION I DARE YOU DISBELIEVERS TO ANSWER:

What will you do when the Broncos crush the Hokies and go undefeated?

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