Attention all 2008 USC Trojan opponents: Rey Maualuga

You are about to be Maualugaed.

Urban Dictionary has just added this term to it’s growing lexicon. And how flipping appropriate it is.

Rey Maualuga, USC’s ubiquitous middle linebacker, is known for his hard hitting, punishing ways. And he doesn’t limit it to opponents either. He even does it to his own teammates in practices. (Dear Patrick Turner, how’s that shoulder stinger Rey inflicted in practice?)

Maualuga has 194 tackles to date. He is a senior standing 6'2" and weighing in at 260 lbs. He is on the “watch list” for the 2008 Lombardi Award and Bronko Nagurski Award.

UVA, Ohio State, Notre Dame, UCLA, UW, Wash State, Oregon, Oregon State, Arizona, ASU, Cal, Stanford: You’ve been warned.

-Your Gridiron Goddess