Ever wanted to know who would win a "bare-knuckle boxing" fight between Seattle Sounders coach Sigi Schmid and Los Angeles Galaxy boss Bruce Arena?
Unfortunately, you'll have to wait because, as Clint Dempsey puts it, "that's messed up."
The USA star was asked the odd question as part of an unusual Q&A segment for Major League Soccer with Fusion's Kevin Brown.
The clip includes (among other things) a death stare from "the fanciest man in all of Major League Soccer" Andrea Pirlo, Sebastian Giovinco's rejection of the nickname King, a glimpse into Giovani dos Santos' respect for Kobe Bryant and what quote his Galaxy team-mate Steven Gerrard would put on the back of a cereal packet.
The MLS regular season gets underway this weekend with an eight-game Sunday schedule, kicking off in New York for the Red Bulls' match against Giovinco's Toronto FC.