This is not a Kevin Hart set. This is a tiny comedian clowning on Jameis Winston in person.
TMZ reports that Hart met the 2013 Heisman Trophy winner and some of his teammates after finishing up a show in Tallahassee, Florida. The two exchanged pleasantries, and Hart took it upon himself to relay an important message to Winston.
SportingNews.com's Caroline Sikes reports that FSU wide receiver Kermit Whitfield uploaded footage of their encounter but quickly deleted it. Fortunately, TMZ and Instagram user Juan Hustle preserved the video for posterity's sake.
In short, Hart told Winston to "stop doing dumb s---t" and indulged in a crab-legs joke.
"I started to bring a bunch of crab legs to see if you was gonna take 'em," Hart said.
This is not the face of someone enjoying a joke.
Hart's visit to campus also included a team picture. Winston is in there. You'll find him.
Hart also cheesed for a photo with Jimbo Fisher.
And now, once again, everybody is #TalkinBoutTheNoles.
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