New York City FC's #AskLamps Predictably Invites the Wrong Questions on Twitter

It didn't crash quite as religiously as Manchester City's #AskJesus Twitter campaign did, but sister club New York City FC's #AskLamps predictably didn't quite go as hoped. 

New signing Frank Lampard took over NYCFC's Twitter account, and the longtime Chelsea stalwart's nickname, "Lamps," was naturally the source of humour.

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Frank Lampard is taking over @NYCFC right now for a quick Twitter Q&A. Ask anything you want with #AskLamps. Go. pic.twitter.com/oRg82Gdnfc

— New York City FC (@NYCFC) July 28, 2014"

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Did you prefer yourself when you were oil or now when you're electrical? #AskLamps

— Jack (@Jacinhoooo) July 28, 2014"

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#AskLamps do you get turned on when people clap?

— Alex (@ARoss_Zamora) July 28, 2014"

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Do you take prefer 65W incandescent or 15W energy saving? #AskLamps

— Daniel J Bentley (@DJBentley) July 28, 2014"

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Incandescent or LED bulbs? #AskLamps

— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) July 28, 2014"

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Why do I always get the fan speed and light chains confused? #AskLamps

— Patriot-IronDome (@Patriot_Musket) July 28, 2014"

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#AskLamps What's your problem with the 'i' in Pixar?

— TIME STOOD STILL (@TheMetalWhovian) July 28, 2014"

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@NYCFC #AskLamps do you come in all different shapes and sizes?

— Shaun (@Shaun_C_sXe) July 28, 2014"

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#AskLamps Generally speaking, do you prefer being unplugged at night, or just switched off and left?

— Jay (@MrJayMobbs) July 28, 2014"

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#AskLamps Do you feel pain when we have to change a bulb?

— Graham (@_GrahamPatrick) July 28, 2014"

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#AskLamps do you prefer a screw or bayonet connection as an interface with bulbs. I know John Terry likes as good screw.

— wayne godfrey (@Hornet7127) July 28, 2014"

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#AskLamps How are you adapting to American sockets? Can you cope with going from 3 prongs to 2?

— Fook Yu (@WhingerSpice) July 28, 2014"

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.@NYCFC How do you respond to accusations that you're a 'shady' character? #AskLamps

— Isaac (@isaacccccccccc) July 28, 2014 "

[Twitter, h/t BuzzFeed]