Top 10 Fantasy Football Team Names!

Fantasy football season is coming up very soon, and it is never too early to begin thinking about your championship-winning squad.

Sure, you are wondering if LT is healthy, Tom Brady will play like himself, or the Atlanta O is for real, but first and foremost you need a solid team name!

I am here to help you out. Here are my 10 favorite team names at this time. In the future, expect more team names and thoughts.

10.  The One Uppers

Every year someone in your league is one of these. Mr. One Upper, I have won every FF league ever, may have invented football, still can run a 4.3 40, and is the best thing since sliced bread!

9.  The Sofa Kings

Let's be honest: We are all playing fantasy football because we can't play the real thing, and more than likely your team pretty much sucks. Hey, even Lions fans need something to cheer for. Let's hear it for The Sofa Kings!

8.  Short Bus Bears

I just like this one. Reminds me of the time when the Bears made that horrible trade for that crybaby of a QB. Oh wait...

7.  The Dirty Birds

Is it weird that I think this was the beginning of the A Town Stomp?

6.  Deuce Donkeys

This one is for those Deuce fans that are still hanging around the league. Those are usually the Reggie Bush haters...

5.  Party Pimps

Halfway through the countdown has to go to the guys that are simply in your league for the draft party. They are the ones that only know their first two picks, but somehow hang around .500 during the season, and crush your championship dreams with two weeks to go.

4.  Vick's Dog Pound

Yeah, I know this one hits close to home for some people. If you can't have fun at others' misfortune then you need another game. FF is for those of thick skin!

3.  The Super Bowl Stunnas

That is the goal! This team name is for the guy in your league that has no clue, and makes it to the ship.

2.  Brady's Bombshell

Not everyone that plays FF is a guy, so this one can be used for either sex. The lady types can use this one for obvious reasons. The guy types that use this one are the ones that got lucky, picked Tom with their first pick, and smashed the rest of the league when the Pat's made their one-loss run.

By the way, the '72 Dolphins are still the only team to ever go undefeated and win the Super Bowl. Just saying...

1.  Bat Fastards!

I love it! Bat Fastards! Talk about a play on words. This one is perfect for everyone. You can make fun of your big friends, or use it because you are one of those friends!

In the future I will be bringing you more interesting fantasy names and thoughts!