Check out Les Miles' Ridiculous Security Detail for Game at Alabama
After years of rolling out one formidable football squad after another, LSU head coach Les Miles has decided that itโs time his security detail followed suit:
While most head coaches typically rely on one or two security officials to accompany them during their halftime on-field interviews, Miles had six.
State troopers, U.S. Marshals, former Secret Service agents; your guess is as good as mine. Heck, I wouldnโt be surprised if these guys turned out to be the real-life version of The Expendables.
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Not surprisingly, the Twittersphere was on top of it.
One fan pointed out an officerโs uncanny resemblance to a popular โ90s mascot:
"Why Les Miles got smokey the bear for his security guard pic.twitter.com/M8ATcCHsH2
โ Mr. Baker ๏ธปโฆโคโ (@Cir_Rock6) November 10, 2013"
Given the overall size and build of the security detail, the Florida Times-Unionโs Ryan OโHalloranย tweeted about the potential interest from the Jacksonville Jaguars:
"The #jaguars are signing one of Les Miles' security guards to play left guard tomorrow.
โ Ryan O'Halloran (@ryanohalloran) November 10, 2013"
But letโs be honest, even they wouldnโt be able to do enough to make Blaine Gabbertย look like an NFL quarterback.
Others even compared the size of Milesโ entourage to that of popular political figures:
"Does Les Miles have as much security as Governor Jindal? #geauxtigers
โ David Patterson (@ibdp3) November 10, 2013"
"Les Miles has more security than President Obama.
โ Pat White (@PatWhiteSports) November 10, 2013"
Who knows? Maybe the 59-year-old is preparing himself for a career in politics?
Then again, itโs most likely any potential political opponent would tear him apart for his colorful language and ignorance of common traffic laws. Not to mention, Iโm sure eating grass wouldnโt really fly with the undecided voters either.
Whatever the case, it all made up for one intimidating line of defense for Miles.
That's something he didnโt get from his Tigers in Saturdayโs 38-17 loss to Alabama. A game in which LSUโs defense was picked apart for nearly 400 yards of total offenseโincluding 193 yards on the ground.
But while itโs safe to say Miles wonโt be entering his 60th birthday (Nov. 10) in a good mood, thereโs no doubt heโll be well protected.





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