Soccer Fan Throws Dirty Diaper onto Pitch, Becomes World's Worst Person

Who throws a dirty diaper? Honestly!

The Big Lead spotted this video that proves soccer fans are thinking outside the box, past batteries and rocks and into the land of dirty diapers.

Somewhere, Fantastic Max is delivering his adorable catch phrase.

101 Great Goals has a report on the deplorable toss from the stands that very nearly hit the opposing goalkeeper.

The fully loaded diaper was apparently tossed at a recent match between Peruvian clubs Real Garcilaso and Alianza Lima.

The only other information is that the perpetrators were reportedly Real Garcilaso fans. We can only assume Real fans were beyond frustrated with their team's performance, as they trailed 2-1 in the second half.  The match would end in a 2-2 draw, though. We also don't know whether officials caught the diaper flingers or not.

We do know that one referee has no qualms with picking up someone else's refuse. We will all now wash our hands in your honor.

Watching a sporting event is really rather easy—although so many fail in myriad ways. Enjoy the game and resist the temptation to run on the field, yell obscenities, get in a fight or throw anything on the pitch.

Honestly, there are a ton of swell things you can do that might make your experience all the more enjoyable. Heck, go ahead and buy that foam finger, you wacky fanatic.

It's not all that difficult to refrain from being a horrible and altogether awful person. Yet we find that people take that title time and again all over the world and in every sport imaginable.

It's absurd to think about, but some people can't handle the privilege of sitting down to watch a live sporting event.

For punishment, this person should have to change the world's diapers, all of them.

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