Miami Heat: Dwyane Wade Goes to Different World with Dwayne Wayne Glasses
This is now getting absurd.
Dwyane Wade gave his press conference last night with a straight face, despite wearing a Dwayne Wayne costume to the podium.
For those uninitiated, I feel sorry for you.
There was once a special time in this world when A Different World was considered fine programming, and the dress code for the nation included ridiculous colors and accessories.
Kadeem Hardison is the man who made the flipped-up glasses popular as super nerd with a touch more swag than Steve Urkel on the The Cosby Show spin-off.
So, you can see with your own eyes that things have careened off the road and are now plodding along on the emergency lane of fashion. But this is where true magic happens.
I am hoping Cross Colours, Hyper-Color T-Shirts and Kriss Kross wardrobe decisions make their way back into the fray.
In fact, I hope I get more hair back!
Of course, this all just means Wade is a little too self-aware of his stardom.
Here is a TwitVid of LeBron James laughing, along with this buddy going full-on crazy with his glasses. It's hilarious to think even James thinks it's out of control. (Video via BuzzFeed.)
Wade is just living out a lyric to one of Kanye West's songs. Glory, off the album Graduation, has a line that states, "two years Dwayne Wayne became Dwyane Wade."
It seems things have regressed, and now Wade is playing the part of Wayne.
It's a good thing this series will end shortly, because I fear where this is headed.
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