The Devil's Advocate: Your Team Is Run by a Moron!

Remember when you were in a good mood five minutes ago? That was when your team was run by a genius.

Ah, but this is the Devil's Advocate. Each week, I'll take a position, defend it, and turn around and write the exact opposite. Just remember, the truth is always somewhere in between.

Today's Topic: Your team (and mine) is run by a moron!

Jacksonville:

Please. First, the city is still recovering from the Mensa convention that was Weaver/Del Rio. Now, Sahid Kahn comes in all slicked up, promising he's keeping the team in town. So with millions of dollars on the table in LA, we are supposed to believe he's smart for keeping the team in Jacksonville? Please.

Don't get me started on Blaine Gabbert. Gene Smith blew the pick and passed over Andy Dalton (not to mention Tebow before that), going for possibly the worst rookie quarterback of the last 20 years. Then, he hired a retread coach and started free agency off by bringing another guy who spent all preseason worried Tebow was coming to take his job.

The only thing that matters in the NFL is the quarterback position and the Jags got it wrong!

Tennessee:

Bud Adams. Moving on...

Houston Texans:

They finally have a dominant defense, and they just let their best player walk, and why? Salary cap issues. Does that sound like a well-run prudent franchise to you? They had a real chance to land Peyton Manning and couldn't even try for him because they have too much money wrapped in the eternally brittle Matt Schaub. Hope you enjoyed that playoff game, Houston. You aren't seeing another one for a long, long time.

Indianapolis:

They just cut the greatest player any of them will ever see in their lifetimes. Jim Irsay tweets nonsense while his once proud franchise burns around him. After 10 years of making the playoffs based on passing the ball, he's suddenly hired a guy who thinks the run game is the way to go. If I'm Andrew Luck, I'm calling up John Elway and asking him all about that "I'll just play baseball" plan. To top it all off, Peyton Manning is going to sign IN YOUR DIVISION. Nice. Hope you enjoy listening to your fans cheer the opposing team every time the Titans come to town.