10 World Footballers We Would Love to Party With

Michael CummingsJun 7, 2018

If you could party with any world footballer, who would you choose?

Just for a moment, let's suspend reality and say that footballers could party like rock stars. Let's say training and diets are no concern.

Now, then, if all the footballers in the world threw parties at their homes on the same night, whose parties would you want to attend?

That's a tough question, but we've tried our best to answer it with 10 names.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments.

Peter Crouch

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Two more: The Robot.

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Not the guys in the picture; they're the national team.

We're talking about these Iranian footballers. Yikes. Even in Iran, you've got to do a lot to be arrested for too much partying.

Sounds fun.

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Gareth Bale just seems like a cool dude. Besides, there's always the chance that Christian Bale could freak out, get confused and crash the party.

And anyway, isn't Wales the hedonist capital of Great Britain?

(Yes, we just made that up.)

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Yeah, he’s annoying. Really annoying.

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We have no way of proving this, but it seems like a Mario Balotelli soirée would involve lots of Italian models, goofy party favors and nonstop insanity.

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Any Bayern Munich player would do, what with all the Bavarian biergartens (perhaps man's greatest invention).

At a Schweinsteiger party, you'd get several glimpses of the impossibly hot Sarah Brandner (mmm, beer) and, of course, oodles of Bavarian beer.

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For very, very obvious reasons.

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Robbie Keane serves as captain for the Republic of Ireland, so every party he throws must be exactly like St. Patrick's Day.

Plus, he's been known to break into crazy feats of athleticism (10 times as fun after three beers) when he's happy, and his wife is ridiculously smokin'-hot.

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Sergio Agüero is married to Diego Maradona’s daughter.

That means Maradona might show up. Enough said.

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Neymar made a commercial about life on Brazil's beautiful beaches. Because we believe everything we see on television, we think he'd be a lot of fun to party with.

Plus, he's the next big thing, he's young, he's cool and he's Brazilian. What's not to like?