20 MLB Players You'd Want Planning Your Bachelor Party

With superstars taking the field on a nightly basis, the boys of summer truly are the ones who make Major League Baseball America's pastime.

Many players have reputations as playboys, party animals and clowns, while others are just plain strange.

Either way, they'd most certainly make for great company. Here are 20 players who would undoubtedly be popular picks to tag along for your last night of freedom with the boys.

Heath Bell

After moving coast to coast, Heath Bell has found himself a home in another sunny destination, closing games for the up and coming Miami Marlins.

Not so sure he's the typical South Beach club patron, but it'd sure be fun to see him try to fit in.

Nick Swisher

Even though he's off the market now, Nick Swisher still seems like he's down to party.

There isn't a Yankee out there who looks like he has any more fun than Swisher, and with his bachelor party a recent memory, he's probably got the pointers to pull yours off.

Joe Mauer

Looking for a low-key bachelor party?

Recently engaged hometown good ol' boy Joe Mauer doesn't appear the type to get too crazy, so maybe Mauer could be your fishing guide for a weekend on one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes.

Tim Lincecum

If you're hoping to see the "beer flowing and smoke in the air" at your bachelor party, look no further than the Giants' own Tim Lincecum.

Alex Rodriguez

He's got fame on his side and a wallet that rivals that of anyone who's ever played the game, so it's a no-brainer to have Alex Rodriguez alongside you for your bachelor party.

Just don't let your fiance see the evidence of women feeding you popcorn (or anything else for that matter).

Brett Myers

As the orchestrator of the infamous Kyle Kendrick to Japan "trade," Brett Myers clearly knows how to have fun with you.

Let's just hope he doesn't embarrass you too much when he plans your party.

Ryan Dempster

After Myers' ultimate prank, it's hard to call Ryan Dempster the biggest joker in the league, but he does have his moments.

A bachelor party may not end with your mattress sitting on the roof of a hotel, but your car could very well end up sitting on blocks, like Will Ohman's car did during spring training in 2005.

Barry Zito

A native of Las Vegas, Nevada, you'd have to think Barry Zito knows the ins and outs of the strip and could throw together a phenomenal sendoff in his hometown.

Michael Barrett

Every good bachelor party crew needs an enforcer.

Enter, Michael Barrett.

Derek Jeter

Keeping in mind the fact that women seem to flock to Derek Jeter you'd have to think he could act as a magnet in Vegas' best clubs.

I just hope there's enough autographed memorabilia to go around the following morning.

C.J. Wilson

Given C.J. Wilson's experience in judging tattoos, he'd come in handy when you ended up wanting a drunken tattoo during your last night of freedom.

Nyjer Morgan

If Nyjer Morgan turns into Tony Plush during postgame interviews, just think of what he turns into after a few drinks.

It'd probably be a dangerous move to make, but having Morgan plan your funer-, I mean bachelor party, would probably be one of the least memorable ways to go—and I mean that in the funnest way possible.

Jon Rauch

I don't know that I'd want Jon Rauch planning my bachelor party, but he'd be useful when Nyjer Morgan plans your festivities since I'd have to assume most people in the vicinity would want to hurt you.

Albert Pujols

If you want to go lavish for your last taste of freedom at a bachelor party, no better person to plan your party than Albert Pujols, who recently inked a $254 million deal with the Halos.

David Ortiz

Widely regarded as one of the nicest players in baseball, it seems like David Ortiz is always having fun on the field.

He's almost like baseball's version of Shaquille O'Neal, and you'd have to think he'd be down for getting crazy with you for your last free night on the town.

Pablo Sandoval

Can you really tell me that face doesn't just scream "let's party"?

Carlos Zambrano

You'd probably get kicked out of every club you stepped into after Carlos Zambrano lays into the D.J.s for not playing his favorite tunes, but it'd still be worth it since you could very well end up on the news.

Just hope it's not as an accomplice.

Torii Hunter

Dating back to his days with the Minnesota Twins, I've always thought Torii Hunter was one of the funniest players in the game.

I guess you COULD have a pinata at your bachelor party (although I have no idea why you would), and if you do, don't let Torii Hunter take a swing at it.

Brian Wilson

It seems like as of late, Brian Wilson has become a sideshow for the San Francisco Giants more than anything.

He has the right combination of insanity and humor to make for a hell of a bachelor party, and I certainly wouldn't turn down the opportunity for him to plan mine.

Jayson Werth

Now THAT is how you drink a beer.

Taking down pitchers with that ferocity will almost ensure you don't remember one second of your bachelor party, which incidentally is also the point of having one.