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ORLANDO, FL - OCTOBER 22: Jaylen Brown #7 and Marcus Smart #36 of the Boston Celtics stands on the court during the game against the Orlando Magic on October 22, 2022 at Amway Center in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2022 NBAE (Photo by Fernando Medina/NBAE via Getty Images)
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Jaylen Brown: Celtics' Marcus Smart 'Would Be the First' to Go in a Zombie Apocalypse

Joseph Zucker
Mar 27, 2023

If society devolves into chaos amid a zombie outbreak, you might want to steer clear of Marcus Smart's bunker.

During Sunday's 137-93 win over the San Antonio Spurs, Boston Celtics star Jaylen Brown made the point that Smart may not last long against a zombie horde:

Unfortunately, zombies can't be whistled for charging, so his penchant for embellishing contact wouldn't serve him very well. In a sense, falling theatrically to the ground is the exact opposite of what you should do in this situation.

But the 29-year-old is the reigning Defensive Player of the Year. Surely he'd be able to put those skills to good use in devising ways to fend off the undead.

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