Albert Haynesworth: A Big Fat Option for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

Now is Mark Dominik's big—or should we say fat—chance.

You may remember that it was Dominik who was among those in the running for "Fat" Albert Haynesworth back when the Redskins fell all over themselves and wasted $35-40 million on the biggest free-agency bust in the NFL.

If Dominik and the Buccaneers want to see what might have been, well, he's baaaaaaack!

The New England Patriots have reportedly given up on the Haynesworth experiment Tuesday and cut the Lord of Lard loose.

With the injury-prone Gerald McCoy now on injured reserve for the second straight season, is Haynesworth an option for this football team?

Why not?

You want someone who can take up some space—well, Haynesworth is your man. What do the Bucs have to lose? They have eight games left and can get the Baron of Blubber for less than $1 million. When you look at the money they're wasting on Quincy Black, this looks like the deal of the century.

The worst case scenario is that the guy really sucks, in which case the Bucs simply waive the Count of I Eat Crisco.

The only problem might be finding a uniform that will fit the Blob from Belichick.

They can always take two uniforms, cut 'em up and sew them together to come up with the XXXXXXXXL they'll need for Haynesworth.

Fat Albert in Pewter?

Can't be worse than giving Quincy Black that huge contract.