Kim Kardashian Isn't Ready for the Wrath Kris Humphries Is About To Unleash

Bail Kris Humphries!

The rumor mill is churning at a fast and furious rate as word gets out that Humphries and new wife Kim Kardashian are contemplating a divorce.

TMZ is reporting that’s not the case…but why not do it Kris?!

If he were to bail now, it would be the greatest publicity stunt, possibly of all time.

A dude that couldn’t be picked out of a lineup six months ago now has millions of fans because of his ridiculously famous wife.  

The guy went from barely having 10,000 Twitter followers to currently having 560,000! He has captured American women by storm and if he bails and makes up some ridiculous excuse about the pressure of all the cameras—BAM, people understand why he did it.

Think about the girls lining up to give him their condolences…there would be millions of them!

Oh yeah, then there is that whole, "he’s an NBA player" thing. I’m almost 100 percent positive he hasn’t had one bit of input in the lockout negotiations, but that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be training and preparing for the upcoming season whenever it may begin.

Think about how awful Lamar Odom played in the second half of the season last year with all of the cameras around…and he’s a good player.

A below-average player like Humphries will have to keep the pedal to the medal or he may get traded or even released. Getting rid of the cameras and the endless drama that comes with it would benefit his NBA career.

Off the court he is a legit celebrity now, and can use that fame to set up a solid second career as a TV host, sports commentator or anything else in front of a camera. All of that is possible now—regardless if he’s still married to Kim.

Dump Kim now and enjoy the fruits of your labor.

After putting up with that insane family for the majority of the last year…you deserve it!