Terrell Owens: Why No One Cares About This Has-Been Diva WR

T.O. stands for Too Old.

T.O. stands for Totally Outdated.

T.O. stands for Terribly Over-rated.

Add them all together and you get Terrell Owens, who insists he's ready for a roster spot with some desperate NFL team—after all, nothing says "desperation" like signing Terrell Owens.

We could spend the next three hours taking you through the litany of shenanigans that have become the calling-card of one Terrell Owens, but we're all too familiar by now with his decade of antics in the National Football League.

We could list T.O.'s long line of transgressions from etiquette, but we know what's been in this clown's repertoire.

We could go ahead and tell you what an absolutely crappy teammate he can be. Yeah, let's do that. He's spoken poorly of Donovan McNabb and implied that Jeff Garcia was gay. There's more, but it does get old, doesn't it?

This is the same Terrell Owens who has always made it a point to put himself ahead of his teammates. This is the same Terrell Owens who puts the capital "S" in Selfish.

Some teams were willing to roll the dice when he was younger, speedier and dropping fewer passes—but those teams found out the hard way what happens when you allow Mr. Cancer to infiltrate your locker room.

Through all these years, T.O. has simply been the same old leopard with the same old spots that, as we all know, never changed.

This is the same Terrell Owens who makes even the biggest Divas look humble. He has that way about him.

If that's not enough, T.O.'s now crying poverty, he needs some sucker, er, NFL team to pay him because he's broke.

Broke? This is the same Pompous Pile Of Puff who has earned more than $63 million since 2000?

Heck, Jerry Jones was stupid enough on his own to fund T.O.'s permanent retirement, and a lavish one it should have been. Owens was paid $10 million by the Cowboys in 2006, $8 million in 2007—then a bank-busting $13,731,560 in 2008.

If that's not enough to make even the highest of high-rollers take notice, Buffalo—in its infinite wisdom—forked out $6,250,000 to this nut-job in 2009.

So T.O.'s broke?

Shame on T.O. He blames his accountants. What a surprise—selfish, foolish NFL player hires selfish accountant to steal a king's ransom.

Apparently, no one ever introduced T.O. to municipal bonds.

Oh well. Shame on you, T.O.

So now you want folks to feel sorry for you?

Sorry Terrell, but your time has come and gone.

Why don't you simply call Drew Rosenhaus and ask if you can live in his guest house.

You guys deserve each other.