The 10 Most Ridiculous Pictures of Washington Redskins QB Rex Grossman (So Far)

There's a lot someone can say about Washington Redskins quarterback Rex Grossman: He's a terrible passer (lifetime passing accuracy of 54 percent), he can't stay healthy (only one season in his career where he played more than eight games) and he can't win when the pressure's on—or even get his team to the playoffs (has only been to the playoffs twice).

But for all the things you can say about his play, there's no greater critique for Grossman than his inability to look like a presentable or competent human being when the camera is turned on him. It's as if he's had some mythological curse put on him that makes him wildly absurd when a photograph is being taken.

So, for your viewing pleasure, please enjoy this collection of the most ridiculous pictures of Rex Grossman (so far).

November 18, 2007: Rex-Lax Against the Seahawks

This picture was taken during the 2007 season, a year that saw the Bears finish last in the NFC North. Just nine months earlier, Grossman was leading his team to defeat against the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLI.

Here he's looking as though he accidentally took some laxatives before the game and he's trying not to go to the bathroom on an unidentified member of the Seattle Seahawks.

February 4, 2007: Sick 'Em, Rex!

This photo was taken on February 4, 2007—a date that will be long-remembered by the Chicago faithful.

It was the day that Rex Grossman fumbled your Bears into the Super Bowl and then fumbled them right out. Here, Rex looks like he still has some life in him.

It's too bad he's up against the Colts and not a chew toy.

February 4, 2007: A Misguided Game of Leapfrog

Again, this picture was taken during Super Bowl XLI, but it seems that Rex has mistaken this very important moment in his life with a perfect opportunity to play a game of leapfrog.

Unfortunately, no one wants to play along, and the Indianapolis Colts would win the actual game going on 34-17. 

December 31, 2006 -- Rex Grossman is a Glutton for Punishment

Here we see Rex Grossman sacked by Green Bay Packers defensive end Muhammed-Kabeer Olarewaja Gbaja-Biamila.

The absolutely ridiculous thing is you can see that Grossman is smiling. Maybe the twinkle in his eye is because it's New Year's Eve and Grossman has finally found someone to invite under the mistletoe. 

October 16, 2006: A Man of Concentration

During a Monday night contest between the Chicago Bears and the Arizona Cardinals, Rex Grossman knew his place—as the guy who would hand it off 500 times during the course of the season.

Here, Grossman is seen trying as hard as he can not to screw anything up for the Bears. You've got to hand it to Rex though, since he didn't screw up too bad until the next February—the only Super Bowl the Bears have been in since 1986, effectively ruining every man, woman and child's year in Chicago.

January 2, 2005: Hungover and Unhappy

It's not enough that Rex Grossman has what many would consider to be the worst haircut in the history of mankind in this picture.

No, he's got to top it off with the ridiculously over-sized watch and double chin that looks straight out of a Saturday Night Live skit.

September 9, 2007: Rex Grossman Is "Left Hanging"

It's the Bears' first week back in the NFL after Rex Grossman's dismal Super Bowl performance and Grossman is not anyone's friend.

He tries to extend the olive branch of the high-five but is effectively left hanging, leaving everyone with the question: "Why is he still smiling so big?"

September 24, 2007: Rex Grossman Proves on National TV He Cannot Throw 5 Yards

It's the first nationally televised game of the season for the reigning NFC champions.

They're playing the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday night, and Rex Grossman proves in front of a sold out crowd of 61,500 at Soldier Field that he cannot throw a mere five yards to running back Cedric Benson.

God love you, Rex Grossman.

January 21, 2007: I'm Singin' in the Rain!

Here, Rex Grossman is seen throwing what's known in the sports world as a "hissy fit" to teammate Bernard Berrian. Apparently, Grossman was upset that "Berrian ran this way when I wanted him to run that way!"

Sadly, Berrian and Grossman would never reconcile. 

September 16, 2006: A Little Girl's Heart Is Broken

Sadly, the girl pictured above was never be able to recover when she found out that "Rex" is not Brian Urlacher's nickname and that, in fact, she's been supporting quarterback Rex Grossman all season.

Tragic.