Chael Sonnen's Outstanding Quotes: Love Him or Hate Him, He Is the Man

Every Chael Sonnen tweet and quote: 

*TWEETS*

I'll belt ya in the mouth so many times you'll be smilin' like Shane MacGowan, dummy. Oh, and your hero Andy kicks like a fighting chicken.

Next time hire living sparing partners. The guy I watched you pounding, looked like Shaun Ryder. Y'gonna be workin' over bez next?

When your coach tells you to hit the "speed bag," he's not telling you grab your ballon of meth, you tweaker.

Hey, stupid. When they are teaching you how to box, "cutting off the ring," doesn't mean taking jewelry off a corpse.

Big night! We get to find out who the #2 and #3 Middleweights in the business are.

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Maybe I'll wait outside your Physical Therapist's office and throw you in the dumpster for laughs..

Hey "Mr Surprised Eyebrows".. Way to talk big when you're too crippeled to back it up.

You're lucky your brother Joe's the matchmaker or you'd be sellin' barbecued monkey on the street in Manaus.

Wanna talk some more about killing me in the gym, y'idiot?

So a word to the UNWISE. DON'T TALK ABOUT ME. You don't have the words, I DO. You just got burried. Now run along or I'll do worse tomorrow.

If it wasn't for me, you would be thrashing around the jungle w/a blowgun trying' to catch breakfast.

You are a walking punchline. Go fight what's left of Sakuraba in an alley behind a sushi place in Tokyo for 10 Yen apiece.

More guys have worked on your face than it took to build the Pyramids. You look like Lisa Rinna w/a Leprechaun beard, you fool.

You killed who? I was taking it easy on you. Ya looked like Tammy Faye Baker. I went easy so that new face of yours wouldn't fall off.

Submit your e-mail at greenlightdaily.com to be entered in contest to be my corneman. Not you Wand, if requires an ability to type.

It's for the best. I would have embarrassed you from the opening take to the final wrap. Take 2 weeks off, evaluate your career, then quit.

I got that TWEET of yours, it took awhile to decipher. Maybe you spelled better before Coleman stepped on your head.

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Take your comebacks, write them down on a sheet of paper. Roll it up tight, soak it in water, freeze it overnight, then jam it up your ass.

All broken pieces of Wand will be half off on Greenlightdaily.com. Where ya at little guy, worried that I'll understand you this time?

Wand, you might as well fill out your own toe tag. Where is says "Cause of death," just write, "I pissed off a Gangster."

I'd love to talk with you guys about what happened yesterday, but I'm on a bike ride with Floyd Landis so it will have to wait until tomorow

I will tune your radio to KTFO.

Listen punk. If you see me out onna "stroll" keep your eyes to the curb, or I'll take my boot off and beat you with it like Ike did Tina.

If your career was a horse, they'd take it behind the barn and shoot it.

I put Anderson out for a year, I'll put you out for a decade...

Anderson just fired Ed Soares and replaced him with a Translation App he got on his phone for $14.95.

"I'll fly like a butterfly, and run like a scared hound, anything to avoid Chael Sonnen's ground and pound!"

You've disrespected silva for the last time, as revenge he'll river dance around you for 5 rounds, that should put you in your place

Give me your best Anderson Silva one-liner and I'll retweet the ones that make me laugh

Hey Lil Nog, if you want to come visit a town called Middleweight, there is going to be a new sherrif is less than a month. Start jogging.

Maybe after I destroy the Anderson Silva myth, he can get work on fellow MMA "fighter" Jose Canseco's upcoming porn flick as "fluffer."

Mr. Seagal's impressive record of victories against bored stuntmen who are paid to lose makes his criticism particularly stinging.

I'm gonna leave Anderson Silva as horizontal as I left Suge Knight about 6 months ago in front of TAO.

I keep getting asked about a TWITTER account. I've done some independent research and I've come to a conclusion. TWITTER doesn't exist.

Apologize, what? I want you guys DESTROYED. Torn to pieces, laid on an altar in front of a statue of me w/golden fangs, and set on fire.

A.S. A fraud is living in your house. You see him each day when you shave, he is in the mirror. Tell him hello...

U kids pulled ur dingy up to USS SONNEN, ur going to reap the consequences. I'm going to treat u so many diff ways, ur bound to like 1 of em

An apology, what?

Ed, pray to whatever Demon effigy you prance and dance in front of with your piglet tribe of savages that I decide not to CRUCIFY you.

A.S. Your run is T- 70 days. I'm not a math teacher from Ohio, I'm a gangster from Oregon. Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey.

Anderson, you are going to be on your back more than a pornstar with a mortgage.

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Nate doesn't have enough shiny trinkets or horse blankets to get into this POW WOW. He's going to be known as, "Chief go home Lumpy."

*QUOTES*

“He’s a grown man with earrings. He’s a grown man with saggy pants, pink T-shirts and crooked hats. Go join a gang, don’t get in the UFC.” – via UFC video chat

“You know, I’m a partner with the UFC, Anderson’s an employee. There’s a big difference. That’s the reason all the questions keep coming to me: because I give a coherent and clear answer that somebody wants to hear, and he sits on a speakerphone in a car somewhere and says yes and no.” - UFC 117 conference call

“I don’t wish him a bad life. I don’t have – or hope anything bad happens to him. I’m going to take his belt on Aug. 7 and Dana’s going to fire him on Aug. 8.” - UFC 117 conference call

“Guys go out and they pick their fights and they take easy fights, fighting math teachers from Ohio and one-legged guys from Canada. This is going to be a tremendous difference when he gets in with an All-American from Portland, Ore.” - UFC 117 conference call

“I mean you got to understand. I could drag Anderson Silva outside the hotel and beat him up any time I want. I’ve made a commitment to wait till Aug. 7, and I’m going to do everything I can to make sure millions of people watch me do it.” - UFC 117 conference call

“You know, he truly believes that people are tuning in to see a fight and not see anything else. He really means that. He feels like he’s taking the moral high ground.

“He couldn’t be more wrong. Does he know anything about business…?  He couldn’t have this industry more backwards. It’s shocking that he actually believes and then stands there with his chest out like we should all pat him on the back and go, oh, good job, Anderson. You’re training really hard.

“Well, guess what, dummy, I’ve been training really hard since I was nine years old and I still have time to bring interest to what people see in me with your ass on Aug. 7.” – UFC 117 conference call

"I'd rather have Anderson, who's big and tall and those long legs that I can come out and run over than Vitor."

"I think whoever wins this fight is the best middleweight in the UFC. I think I'm better than Anderson and I think Demian's better than Anderson; I think we would both beat him. For my money, this is the fight to figure out who's the best." -Before his loss to Damian Maia

"Anderson Silva has gone on record and said, 'I can't beat Paulo Filho.' Anderson's manager went on record saying he can't beat Paulo Filho. And Paulo Filho went on record as saying, 'Anderson can't beat me'.... I defeated Paulo Filho." -A deceptive comment right out the political playbook

"That guy's no more the top fighter out there than Bigfoot is roaming the woods."

"This guy is no more real than the Loch Ness Monster. And if he needs me to expose him, then I will."

"That is an absolute myth, and all these guys can buy into it, but there's a young man out in Portland, Ore., that is not signing up on that bandwagon." - Reference to Silva being the best

"If Anderson ever signed to fight me, which is highly unlikely, he'll be getting a verbal beating like you've never seen."

His thoughts on Silva the man:

"You want me to let you in on a secret, Anderson Silva speaks perfect English. He just has such a low amount of respect for you and all the rest of the media that he pretends he doesn't. I've had conversations with Anderson Silva in perfect English, and on top of that, he's so boring to listen to that he and his rocket-scientist manager, Ed Soares, who is also about as exciting as watching grass grow, have decided that Ed is better on the mic than Anderson, so they just let Ed do the talking."

"It's quite ironic that all the media comes on and talks about how great this guy is for reasons that are completely un-understandable to me. How great Anderson Silva is, and all of us fighters are in the back going, 'jeez, they're out there massaging his ego, Anderson hates them so much, he pretends he can't understand them.'"

"Look, [Anderson Silva's] not my kind of a guy. This is a grown man that's got earrings. This is a grown man who wears his hat sideways. This is a guy who wears pink T-shirts. This guy wouldn't make it 12 minutes in my neighborhood."

"I live in a nice neighborhood and we'd still run him out."

More Sonnen quotes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFpePVQ68FM

Sonnen's email to Joe Silva:

To: Joe Silva, Matchmaker Extraordinaire, Ultimate Fighting Championship

Re: Spitsbing & his tainted victory

Joe:

If you get a chance to talk with him, please mention to your idiot-in-residence Michael Spitsbing it’ll be a little tougher to knee ME in the head when I’m charging at him like a runaway train and mincing him through the fence like a boiled potato, should we ever have the pleasure of each other’s company for a few (VERY few) moments in the Octagon.

Oh; and I’d suggest to him being a little careful about spitting on any of MY cornermen, since any one of them can beat him up as badly as I can. Thanks ever so much.

Hope all is well.

-Chael Sonnen