Top 15 Dumbest Quotes from Bill Walton

15. "Throw it down, big man! Throw it DOWN!"

14. Broadcasting with Steve "Snapper" Jones: “That’s a terrible defensive effort by Robert Horry. He didn’t even make it difficult for Rasheed Wallace to score.”  Snapper: “Well, what do you expect? Earlier you said that Wallace could be one of the best players in the game, and now you want Robert Horry to guard him one-on-one?”

Bill: “No, I said that Rasheed could be the best player in the game.”

13. "Tony Parker just made the worst pass...in the history of Western Civilization!"

12. "What a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgrace tonight. And he deserved it." Walton was speaking about Larry Johnson.

11. “Oh my, Kobe is really putting on a show out there. He’s making Ray Allen look like a sixth grader!”

10. Another broadcast, this time with Tom Hammon: “John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!”  Tom: “Wow, that’s a pretty strong statement. I guess I don’t have a good handle on world history.” 

Bill: “Well Tom, that’s because you didn’t go to UCLA.”

9. "He's like a four-armed Dikembe Mutombo around the basket!"

8. “Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody—from any planet!”

7. "Kenyon Martin is the second best player in the Eastern Conference."

6. "Where else but the NBA could people like Bill Russell, Spencer Haywood, Ricky Barry, Dennis Rodman, and Allen Iverson come in and be allowed to be who they are?"

5. "A lot of people understand what not saying anything means, so, in effect, not saying anything is really saying a lot."

4. "This Portland team is nothing more than a band of pranksters."

3."He even flew in his hairdresser, Celeste, so not only does Jermaine ONeal look pretty, hes looking to play pretty tonight."

2. "Steve Nash is the most unathletic player in the league." 

1. "Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what planet are you on Bill?