Dallas Cowboys: An Eagles Fan Recaps Their 5 Worst Moments of the 2010 Season

I hate the Dallas Cowboys.

That's no secret. I absolutely hate them.

The Dallas Cowboys' season is in complete and utter chaos, and nobody is happier about it than me.

It's been unreal.

The 2010 Dallas Cowboys are one of my favorite teams ever.

So for anyone who would like to add insult to injury—or quite literally, the firing of a head coach—here are the top five best Cowboys' hating moments of the season.

5. David Garrard Looks Like Joe Montana

With all due respect to Mr. Garrard, when is the last time he pulled out a Joe Montana imitation?

Against the Cowboys in Week 8, Garrard completed 17-of-21 passes for 260 yards and four touchdowns. He threw as many touchdown passes as incompletions, and he averaged an incredible 12.4 yards per pass attempt.

Oh, and he added a fifth touchdown on the ground.

The Jaguars rolled over the 'Boys, 35-17.

4. Cowboys Lose Desperation Bowl to Vikings

The 1-3 Cowboys faced the 1-3 Vikings in the game dubbed the "Desperation Bowl."

Both teams needed a win to save their season.

The Cowboys held a 14-7 halftime lead, fell behind 21-14, and were tied 21-21 with 10 minutes left in the fourth quarter. They regained the ball with nine minutes left, but on his first pass attempt of the drive, Romo was intercepted by EJ Henderson, which led to an eventual Vikings' field goal.

The final play of the game was one of those classic Cal-Stanford lateral plays in which the Cowboys never had a chance. Chad Greenway recovered the fourth lateral to seal the Vikings' victory.

3. Tony Romo's Last-Minute Interception against Titans Seals Team's 3rd Loss

The 1-2 Cowboys trailed the Tennessee Titans 34-27 with the ball on their own 23-yard line and just 47 seconds remaining.

Time for Tony Romo to show the world that the Cowboys do in fact have a pulse.

On Romo's first pass, he was intercepted by Titans' middle linebacker Stephen Tulloch, essentially ending the game and eliminating any Cowboys' chance of winning.

The Cowboys dropped to 1-3 on the season.

2. Packers Humiliate Cowboys on Sunday Night Football

I actually picked the Cowboys to win yesterday.

Oh, how happy I am to have been wrong.

The Cowboys absolutely humiliated themselves on national television yesterday.

It was brutal. It was incredible.

The Packers jumped out to a 28-0 lead before halftime, and won a slaughter 45-7.

My favorite plays: Nick Collins' 26-yard return touchdown on a fumbled Cowboys' kickoff late in the second quarter and Clay Matthews' 62-yard interception touchdown in the fourth quarter.

The game's best play, though, might have been when Dez Bryant muffed a punt late in the fourth quarter. It appeared that the Cowboys might have been able to challenge and win, but it wasn't even worth it for a team already trailing by 38 points.

The Cowboys' 38-point road loss put the exclamation point on a phenomenal day for Eagles' fans.

1. Holding Penalty Costs Cowboys Win in Season Opener

The Cowboys trailed the Redskins 13-7 in their Sunday Night season opener against the Washington Redskins.

They faced a third-and-10 from the Redskins' 13-yard line with three seconds left on the game clock.

Romo took the snap, eluded defenders, and fired a game-winning touchdown pass to Roy Williams, completing an improbable walkoff touchdown, and giving the Cowboys a victory.

But wait...offensive tackle Alex Barron, the most penalized player in the league over the previous five seasons, was called for a holding penalty. The Cowboys' touchdown was nullified and the Redskins emerged victorious.

Imagine the difference the Cowboys' season would have had if they had won their first game. Thank you, Alex Barron.