You Know You Are a True Miami Heat Fan When...
Well… this is kind of old. I made this back in 2008 and I just found it and thought it was more appropriate than ever. Plus, I added a few new ones at the end…
You know you are a true HEAT fan when...
- Everytime you see the No. 3 you think of Dwyane Wade.
- You make June 20th a holiday.
- You only take one suit, one shirt and one tie when you travel.
- People ask you what day of the month it is, you reply, “We are playing the [insert name of a team here]"
- You have more pictures of the HEAT in your room than of your boyfriend/girlfriend or even your family.
- You can convert anyone into believing that Wade should be an MVP every single season.
- You despise Shaquille O’Neal.
- You have more HEAT jerseys than any other article of clothing.
- You dislike the Knicks with a passion.
- You hate Jeff Van Gundy.
- You believe that Alonzo Mourning is a god among men.
- You don’t worry about the summer of 2010 one bit because we have Pat Riley (This was back in 2008! I was already believing then!).
- Everytime you see the HEAT play the Mavericks you think back to the magical 2006 season.
- You make a huge party of the event anytime the HEAT are playing on ESPN or ABC.
- Your excuse for not doing your homework was “I was watching the HEAT’s overtime win!”
- You stay up until three in the morning at times just watching reruns.
- You watch the Championship DVD more than twice a month.
- You stay watching a game even if the HEAT are down by 50 points and you say “Don’t worry, Wade's got this!”
- You become oblivious to everything else when a HEAT game is on.
- You cheer so loud at the arena that people actually tell you to be quiet.
- You begin a conversation with a complete stranger by saying, “Hey, did you see the way Miami played last night?”
- Your answer to anything that is going wrong is, "It’s all Shaquille O’Neal’s fault."
- If you believe in this simple quote: “IN RILEY I TRUST”
- If you have a Harold Miner jersey.
- Someone talks to you about the 2007-2008 Season you fell a huge pain in your gut.
- You were a fan WAY before LeBron and Bosh.
- You can name at least seven former/current HEAT players that don’t include Shaq, Wade, Bosh, LeBron, Hardaway, Mourning, UD, Chalmers, or Beasley
What do you guys think? I think 90 percent of that is true. Tell me what you think.
