You Know You Are a True Miami Heat Fan When...

Well… this is kind of old. I made this back in 2008 and I just found it and thought it was more appropriate than ever. Plus, I added a few new ones at the end…

You know you are a true HEAT fan when...

- Everytime you see the No. 3 you think of Dwyane Wade.

- You make June 20th a holiday.

- You only take one suit, one shirt and one tie when you travel.

- People ask you what day of the month it is, you reply, “We are playing the [insert name of a team here]"

- You have more pictures of the HEAT in your room than of your boyfriend/girlfriend or even your family.

- You can convert anyone into believing that Wade should be an MVP every single season.

- You despise Shaquille O’Neal.

- You have more HEAT jerseys than any other article of clothing.

- You dislike the Knicks with a passion.

- You hate Jeff Van Gundy.

- You believe that Alonzo Mourning is a god among men.

- You don’t worry about the summer of 2010 one bit because we have Pat Riley (This was back in 2008! I was already believing then!).

- Everytime you see the HEAT play the Mavericks you think back to the magical 2006 season.

- You make a huge party of the event anytime the HEAT are playing on ESPN or ABC.

- Your excuse for not doing your homework was “I was watching the HEAT’s overtime win!”

- You stay up until three in the morning at times just watching reruns.

- You watch the Championship DVD more than twice a month.

- You stay watching a game even if the HEAT are down by 50 points and you say “Don’t worry, Wade's got this!”

- You become oblivious to everything else when a HEAT game is on.

- You cheer so loud at the arena that people actually tell you to be quiet.

- You begin a conversation with a complete stranger by saying, “Hey, did you see the way Miami played last night?”

- Your answer to anything that is going wrong is, "It’s all Shaquille O’Neal’s fault."

- If you believe in this simple quote: “IN RILEY I TRUST”

- If you have a Harold Miner jersey.

- Someone talks to you about the 2007-2008 Season you fell a huge pain in your gut.

- You were a fan WAY before LeBron and Bosh.

- You can name at least seven former/current HEAT players that don’t include Shaq, Wade, Bosh, LeBron, Hardaway, Mourning, UD, Chalmers, or Beasley

What do you guys think? I think 90 percent of that is true. Tell me what you think.