Boston Celtics, How Dare You?!

Boston Celtics, who do you think you guys are?

You guys are pretending to be someone else. Don't you all realize that deep inside, you guys are just a team that went 27-27 in the last 54 games of the regular season?

How dare you advance to the Conference Finals because, according to America, the Cleveland Cavaliers lost. You hear that? You guys didn't win that series.

How dare you guys come into Orlando and steal Game One of the best-of-seven series. 

How dare you show Dwight Howard what defense looks like and feels like. How dare you make him miss more shots than he did the whole series against the Atlanta Hawks.

You are not supposed to be physical with him and you are not supposed to try to get into his head.

And what makes you guys think you are supposed to run out on a fast break while Dwight Howard is complaining to the referees, begging for fouls?

You guys were not supposed to defend him one-on-one. You guys were supposed to double-team him so he can kick it out to his teammates for open threes.

Kevin Garnett, how dare you not leave Rashard Lewis open. Instead you held him to two field goals in ten attempts. Didn't you learn anything from Glen Davis' defensive performance against him last year?

Paul Pierce, how dare you manage to score 22 points after only attempting eight shots from the field.

Ray Allen, don't get me started with you and your 25 points.

Rajon Rondo, you were the only one who knew your place somewhat, but next time try not to dish out eight assists when that is only two less than the whole Magic team.

How dare the Celtics bench keep in pace with the Orlando Bench. Don't you guys know that the Magic have the "deepest" bench in the league?

Boston Celtics. You have to stop surprising us and leave the winning to the teams that are supposed to win.

You already disrespected the experts by beating Lebron and the Cavs. Don't make the same mistake with the Orlando Magic.

Remember, despite what more intelligent people would say, you guys are not contenders, you guys are not threats, you guys are not to be respected so please, play like how you are supposed to play.

No more of this playing aggressive defense, playing smart offense, and all this "we are a veteran team who still know how to win" mumbo jumbo.

As Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson used to say...KNOW YOUR ROLE!!!