Photo of the Day: Fedor Will Smoke Your Ass in Table Tennis, Too

(Props: TSGIGOR via the UG)

As much as he likes to portray himself as an ordinary, boring family man outside of his job knocking people's heads off their shoulders, it seems like whenever we get a glimpse of Fedor Emelianenko's private life he is always doing something awesome.  When he's not beating up six Koreans at once, hanging out with Vladimir Putin and Silvio Berlusconi at lavish dinner parties catered by miserable teenagers, or wearing a series of unbelievable sweaters, he's playing ping-pong in the world's sweetest rec room in Kiev, Ukraine. 

It's not even fair that one man should have this great of a life, while the rest of us have to settle for wearing normal sweaters and playing ping-pong in rooms totally bereft of bizarrely ornate furnishings.  We may not be the greatest heavyweight in the world, but does that mean we don't deserve to hang out in the kind of place that has both a ping-pong table and a gold sectional sofa?  Maybe it does.  Maybe that's just how life is.  Even if you can kick a little ass, or perhaps most of the ass, the world will not share such lavish bounties with you unless you can kick all asses.  Just ask poor Anthony Johnson...

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