Fan Creates LinkedIn Page for Tim Duncan Featuring Amusing List of Skills

Tim Duncan has a particular set of skills…

But they're not lethal.

Take a look at what appears to be a fan account of the newly retired Big Fundamental on LinkedIn.

Some highlights:

• Passing the basketball for both assists and general ball movement purposes.
• Onboarding recently-traded-for co-workers, helping to familiarize them with our sets, system and culture.
• Screening and rolling from all relevant directions.
• Engaging the locker room in Socratic dialogue.

Oh, and TD's top skill is "basketball."

Who's ready to hire him?

[h/t Steve Kyler]