Dwyane Wade Tells Hassan Whiteside He's Leaving Miami in 'The Sandlot' Spoof

When Hassan Whiteside chose to re-sign with the Miami Heat last Friday, he probably thought Dwyane Wade would be by his side for the next few seasons.

Well, as it turns out, Wade announced he's headed to the Chicago Bulls. And now Whiteside is dazed:

Although we don't know if/how Wade broke the news to Whiteside, this is how we imagine it went down.