Brett Favre's Toughest Decision Yet: Dinner [Humor]

In all fairness, this article was spawned in response to this article and chronicles the way our favorite newsworthy ancient ex/current/ex quarterback makes his evening dinner plans.

Brett Favre loves him some dinner...but he's been eating for quite some time, and on this night, he's really trying to decide if he has the appetite or not.

At first, he decides it's been a long love affair with food, and he feels he must step away from dinner.  However, surprisingly he is driven by his wife to a restaurant, sat down, and ordered for.

He likes the meal at first until he gets to the desert, at which time he strains his esophagus and throws up repeatedly as a result.

At the end of the meal Favre proclaims that tomorrow night he will not be eating dinner. But as tomorrow night approaches, he begins to reconsider and calls a local restaurant.

He tells the host he'd like to come eat there but isn't certain yet. The restaurant  tells him he has until 8PM to make his reservation otherwise they are going to let two other parties fight it out to see who gets the table.

Brett waits several hours before finally calling back around 7PM to say he's decided not to eat.

The restaurant then calls both of the other two parties to let them know they will be able to show up for a last minute decision as to who is able to dine at their establishment. The two parties both show up rather disheveled and fairly unimpressive in appearance. Meanwhile Favre has been snacking at home constantly since cancelling his reservation, provoking rumors that he is obviously still hungry.

At this point other patrons begin to rumor that Brett will indeed be coming to dinner tonight, which quickly starts quite a hub bub in the establishment, and in the restaurant community in general.  Some even report that a table indeed has been reserved for Favre at the restaurant he called earlier.

Then, at long last...Favre is seen arriving at the restaurant in one of their very own vehicles.  Reports have it that he simply has to order his food and the dining experience will begin.

It doesn't take long for video of Brett having apetizers with other restaurant patrons to surface, confirming that he is definitely there for eating. 

Details of his dinner order are pending.  We shall see how the meal turns out.